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2013年3月29日金曜日

Halle Berry Boobs Never Age


Halle Berry doesn’t have real tits, but she has spectacular tits, which is more important than real. What truly is real in this world? Organic food? It’s grown with shit, literally. Reality TV is entirely fake. The last bout of ‘real love’ I experienced ended in her sleeping with my favorite bartender (the worst, because you can always find a new girl, but finding a new favorite bartender is a pain in the ass). There is no real. Just good and bad. And Halle Berry has good.

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2013年3月28日木曜日

Ashley Sky Is Less Modest Than You Never Thought


Ashley Sky either came from Brazil, or suburban Cleveland, depending on who you believe, but she’s hot and she turned herself into an Internet star. She’s like a 2013 version of Cindy Margolis I suppose, but you don’t have to sit on a 14K modem to wait to see her showing off her body. She’s everywhere.

For his part, Terry Richardson has a habit of getting girls nude or almost nude in his studio and shooting them. He also gets paid a ton of money to photograph girls like Kate Upton for GQ. I could call him all sorts of names, but I’m mostly just incredibly jealous.


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2011年10月13日木曜日

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2011年9月1日木曜日

Hey, Guys: Buy a Girl You’ve Never Met a Pair of Shoes and You Can Have a Date with Her

Forget about Match.com or meeting someone in a bar. Buy your lady a pair of shoes instead, and be guaranteed a date! Winning for “weirdest press release of the day” is Chocolate Sole Lounge, who promises you will “Get a Man and Get a Gorgeous Shoe.”

First some background on the company. Chocolate Sole Lounge is a direct selling company, sort of like Tupperware or those sex toy parties. Women who have a Chocolate Sole biz have the option of having live “shoe parties” or an online shoe boutique. Start-up costs are anywhere from $299 to $1,000. The company advertises that it sells “designer shoes,” but when we checked out the site the prices range from $55 to $136 and include the likes of Vince Camuto (at the high end) and Dollhouse.

Now this is where it gets strange. According to the press release:

The first ever “Get a Man and a Gorgeous Shoe” is coming to NYC this September 2011. Designer shoes will be used as the vehicle to break the ice and bring progressive men and women together. Men will ditch their usual tactics of “flowers, dinner or drinks” and woo women by indulging in their shoe fetish instead. Men agree to personally select and buy a pair of shoes for the woman he connects with. And the special lady agrees to a meet up again, within 48 hours, wearing the shoes he bought her. It’s a practical yet unexpected way to get a woman’s attention. Carol [the owner] says, “It’s simple. We throw parties where shoes are always in the mix; the women come for the gorgeous shoes and the men come because they want to be wherever the women are.”

Is this weird and creepy, or no stranger than allowing a man to buy you dinner and a movie? Dinner and a movie are probably more expensive than these shoes, but accepting a gift from a relative stranger in return for a date seems really…prostitutional. Or something. The company didn’t return our calls or emails to get some clarification and more information.

If this sounds awesome to you, go here to sign up. They won’t disclose the exact location of the NYC-based event until you register. Please report back if you get an amazing pair of shoes and an amazing man.


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2011年8月26日金曜日

Iman On Her New Platinum Collection for HSN, Why She’ll Never Go Back to Modeling, and Her Reaction to Vogue Italia’s Racist Gaffe

Iman says her supermodel days are behind her but she’s still got the super touch at the Home Shopping Network. Her “Global Chic” collection for HSN became the second best seller in fashion for the network in three years. So when HSN CEO Mindy Grossman asked Iman to add to her best-selling under $100 collection with more luxe and higher priced accessories she embraced the challenge. It’s called the Platinum Collection and it launches today. The line is comprised of bags, wallets, gloves and coats all done in real leather, suede and pony hair for under $300.

I got a chance to see the collection and chat with Iman about expanding her line at a higher price point when the economy is taking a nosedive, why HSN will be her only foray into the fashion world (read: no more fashion shows or editorial for this supermodel) and her reaction to Vogue Italia’s now infamous “Slave Earrings” feature.

Fashionista: So how did this relationship with HSN come about?
When i came to HSN three years ago I only wanted to do accessories because that’s my love. I picked up my baby blue Hermes bag today and that’s how I put this outfit together. I’m an accessories girl. So when I came in I created bags and accessories, it became a huge success, and then Mindy asked me to create some fashion things and I told her, ‘I’m not a fashion designer.’ I’ve been around fashion designers and it’s not an easy thing. So I created a couple of things and before I knew it the line was the second best seller in fashion on HSN in three years.

Were you apprehensive about creating a line at a higher price point when Global Chic was initially all under $100?
I was very worried with the economy how it is. A customer for three year who has been shopping at a price point of under $100 and then all of a sudden it’s higher? But this is about pulling in a new customer. People will look at these pieces and say, “That’s HSN?” It’s still mass and it’s still affordable.

When I present the collection [today] it will be like a fashion show–there will be lighting like on a runway, all the models for the first time ever will have the same hair and makeup like a proper show. And i’ll be on my feet in heels for two hours and I haven’t done that since I was a model. We’re talking about 1989. I don’t stand in high heels for two hours. Who does that?

You’re launching your newest collection for HSN right before fashion week–will you be involved in anyway or going to any shows?
I’ve said it but no one ever believes me. I stopped modeling in 1989 and I’ve never been to a fashion show since then. I was at the tents at Lincoln Center as an interior decorator–I did the Mercedes lounge–and when they saw me everyone was like, ‘Come to a show!’ But I’m done.

Why do you say that with such finality?
Because I worked with literally every designer. So when I stopped I was invited and there was no way I could do one and not do the other and if I did everybody, and I know my industry very well, they will say, ‘Oh poor her, she wants to come back.’ Come on, I know fashion people. The reason I lasted this long is because I’m not around them all the time!

You were one of the pioneering women of color in this industry. What’s your reaction to Vogue Italia running a feature titled “Slave Earrings”?
I’m a huge fan of Franca Sozzani and Vogue Italia’s website because they have a whole section on black models. Is it controversial? Yes. The naming of it, I don’t get it. I sometimes wonder in this age of reality shows has it become part of the language–the more controversy the more [buzz] it creates. But yeah, I didn’t like it. Slave does not make it ethnic. Mind you, it’s not lost in translation–the word slave, we know what it is. They might as well have called them “n***** earrings.” For somebody like Franca Sozzani, who did that whole black issue for Vogue, somebody should have said something.

Take a look at Iman’s Platinum Collection for HSN.


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