Lindsay Lohan’s Boob Fell Out Of A Helicopter

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I could’ve posted any number of things about Lindsay Lohan like her robbing the Anger Management set or still banging Max George. But let’s be honest, the only reason anyone cares about Lindsay is she somehow still has remarkable breasts for a woman whose both 90% dead physically and emotionally inside. So here she is getting out of a helicopter without a bra on which just made sure you give a shit the next time she does something stupid like violating her probation or blowing Kim Jong Un to get out of tax prison. Dance, my little puppets, dance…

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Staged.

Apr 1, 2013 at 11:42 am / Reply/21 Carla

yep

Apr 1, 2013 at 11:40 pm / Reply/10 RoboZombie

OK, I admit it….I would.

Apr 1, 2013 at 11:48 am / Reply/11 TigglesCommented on this photo:

Why does she need a helicopter? She’s the one celebrity none of the criminal organizations there want to kidnap – got no money, too skeevy for human trafficking.

Apr 1, 2013 at 11:52 am / Reply/30 poonkie loverCommented on this photo:

Damn weave!!!

Apr 1, 2013 at 12:11 pm / Reply/20 USDA Prime McBeef

Probably not a good idea to let those tube socks swing around anywhere near spinning rotors.

Apr 1, 2013 at 12:11 pm / Reply/30 poonkie loverCommented on this photo:

What does the “H” stand for?

Apr 1, 2013 at 12:15 pm / Reply/10 RoboZombie

Herpes? Horse? Hag? (W)hore?

Apr 1, 2013 at 12:17 pm / Reply/20 some black guy

lol right. its a medical alert for the general public. “Warning: Herpes!”

Apr 1, 2013 at 1:19 pm / Reply/10 Jack Ketch

Hermes. Something about this walking piece of shit carrying one of the finest brand names in the world just sickens me. Two Hermes bags, at that. Ugh.

Apr 1, 2013 at 3:17 pm / Reply/32 oh i know

right?? how in the hell is this chick buying Hermes??

Apr 1, 2013 at 5:08 pm / Reply/10 CranAppleSnapple

Winkwink

Apr 1, 2013 at 11:23 pm / Reply/10 Mancuso

Stole’m

Apr 2, 2013 at 1:53 am / Reply/20 Sir WilliamCommented on this photo:

“Don’t worry about getting me pregnant. My ovaries are diseased.”

Apr 1, 2013 at 12:23 pm / Reply/10 Carla

ahahaa!

Apr 1, 2013 at 11:41 pm / Reply/10 Dave Ain't Here, ManCommented on this photo:

That’s a whole lot of smart in that picture.

Apr 1, 2013 at 12:43 pm / Reply/20 MouseCommented on this photo:

The pit hair is a nice touch.

Apr 1, 2013 at 12:50 pm / Reply/10 Snooki's Taint

Has anyone considered that it is PURE COINCIDENCE that she is traveling in a place with no extradition to the U.S.?

Apr 1, 2013 at 12:58 pm / Reply/30 Cock Dr

She carries a spare boob under her chin because obviously the main 2 are very very tired and may quit at any moment.

Apr 1, 2013 at 1:00 pm / Reply/20 MacroPunch

I don’t know whose hair that is, but it is getting in the way of a perfectly good side-titty shot.

Apr 1, 2013 at 1:06 pm / Reply/00 Andrew HuntleyCommented on this photo:

After everything she’s been through she is still and always will be a beautiful young lady.

Apr 1, 2013 at 1:43 pm / Reply/05 logan

You had me goin Andrew till I remembered April Fools Day.
As Sheldon would say….Bazinga!

Apr 1, 2013 at 2:38 pm / Reply/20 Myers1031

That ain’t no lady.

Apr 1, 2013 at 3:26 pm / Reply/20 grobpilot

You still can’t be Randal.

Apr 1, 2013 at 3:29 pm / Reply/30 Lindsay's stolen necklace

Hi Randal !!!

Apr 1, 2013 at 5:58 pm / Reply/21 Carla

Randall you will never be, good sir.

Apr 1, 2013 at 11:43 pm / Reply/20 GJerk

I bet she smells like creamed corn and motor oil.

Apr 1, 2013 at 1:45 pm / Reply/20 ccCommented on this photo:

The brunette has a pretty face, let’s here more about her instead of the 65 retiree heading off to Walmart.

Apr 1, 2013 at 1:55 pm / Reply/10 Classy Cunt

Shes actually looking less bloated these days… I like.

Apr 1, 2013 at 1:55 pm / Reply/10 Don ZaloogCommented on this photo:

She obviously has that hair taped down to her tits. The headphones also help keep it in place.

Apr 1, 2013 at 2:02 pm / Reply/10 Big BallsCommented on this photo:

I’ve already shot my wad… fabulous boobies, whether she’s a dumb-fuck or not!

Apr 1, 2013 at 2:20 pm / Reply/01 CranAppleSnapple

They are udders, just like Kim K’s.

Apr 1, 2013 at 11:25 pm / Reply/20 Toe JamCommented on this photo:

This is Brazil. Titties will be a floppin’ out.

Apr 1, 2013 at 2:30 pm / Reply/10 Spectors_Hair

The “H” is for “Hamwallet”, natch.

Apr 1, 2013 at 2:42 pm / Reply/20 El Jefe

So no exposed boob shot? Boo.
Also, i see a lot of stolen stuff in this photo or…

Based on the combined price of those handbags, I am going to say there is probably about $50K inside of them to cover her usual blowjob fee.

Apr 1, 2013 at 2:54 pm / Reply/10 grobpilot

Who the hell keeps paying for airplanes and helicopters and vacations for this cunt?

Apr 1, 2013 at 3:31 pm / Reply/30 El Jefe

If I had a hundred million or so and I had the opportunity to bang or get blown by a young, famous Hollywood starlet for $100,000 I would. Why the hell not? If she lets you videotape it, bonus.

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:07 pm / Reply/10 vitobonespurCommented on this photo:

I’m sure it was all of the G’s produced by the loop-de-loops and barrel rolls the helicopter did that squeezed her breast out of its nest.

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:38 pm / Reply/10 vitobonespurCommented on this photo:

Isn’t she supposed to be in rehab or something? Like maybe JAIL. The only rehab they offer in Brazil is coming down cold turkey from bikini waxing.

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:44 pm / Reply/20 Brandon DavilaCommented on this photo:

I know a hooker when I see one, sadly, I can’t afford her =(

Apr 1, 2013 at 6:21 pm / Reply/10 dxmannersCommented on this photo:

Just about the hottest thing I ever almost saw.

Apr 1, 2013 at 6:37 pm / Reply/02 whatthe

“Remarkable breasts”? More like prematurely sagging sacks of saline.
I’ll take a pair of natural and perky B or C cups any day over Hohan’s freckled flapjacks.

Apr 1, 2013 at 6:59 pm / Reply/30 the wrecker

“You want a job? I got a job for you. Fix up this pigsty!
You get a pretty Goddammed good salary for testing out this bed all
day! You want an extra fifty dollars a week, try vacuuming! You
want an extra hundred, make this Goddammed bed! Try opening some
Goddammed windows! Thats why you cant stand up in here, the
Goddammed place smells like a coffin!”

Apr 1, 2013 at 7:13 pm / Reply/10 Walkaway JoeCommented on this photo:

Don’t call your attorney just yet Lindsey; no claims were ever made about the handles of the Hefty Cinch Sack.

Apr 1, 2013 at 9:01 pm / Reply/10 the wrecker

We could all take turns rolling that hog in baked beans and taking a poke at the crevices. MMmmmMMMMmmmmm.

Apr 1, 2013 at 9:05 pm / Reply/00 JimmytoCommented on this photo:

Is it me or does she look bangable in this pic,just the head though…and I’m guessing if she takes off the glasses the effect wears off…or if she moves.

Apr 1, 2013 at 9:17 pm / Reply/00 oh i knowCommented on this photo:

the suits at Hermes must be MORTIFIED at these pics!!

Apr 1, 2013 at 11:00 pm / Reply/20 welldoneson

What a fucking bitch.
On the other hand, she’s worth enough already that she really doesn’t have to work again.
Which proves showbiz is a bag of shit.
And that she’s a fucking bitch.

Apr 1, 2013 at 11:04 pm / Reply/20 CranAppleSnapple

She’s actually broke and in debt. You would think she would have plenty of money, but she has always blown it. All kinds of puns intended.

Apr 1, 2013 at 11:33 pm / Reply/20 welldonesonCommented on this photo:

OK she absolutely, positively knows the girls have come up for air. She seems about as concerned as I do about whether I ironed my shirt.
I take that back. I haven’t ironed a shirt since any time in my whole life.

Apr 1, 2013 at 11:06 pm / Reply/10 Interred FergusonCommented on this photo:

Shouldn’t this nutbag be on a no-fly list?

Apr 2, 2013 at 12:24 am / Reply/10 kery

Lindsay is so lucky because she does what she wants …

Apr 2, 2013 at 12:42 am / Reply/02 Big Rick OBrienCommented on this photo:

Now she’ stealing the headphones fro the chopper!

Apr 2, 2013 at 2:41 am / Reply/00 Big Rick OBrienCommented on this photo:

“THIEF…STOP,THIEF”!

Apr 2, 2013 at 2:42 am / Reply/00 nunifunCommented on this photo:

Megbasznám szívesen.

Apr 2, 2013 at 4:23 am / Reply/00 Bionic_CroutonCommented on this photo:

“I don’t see your purse and headphones in here Ms. Hathaway.”

Apr 2, 2013 at 5:11 am / Reply/00 baszo

basznám míg gecit öklendezne

Apr 2, 2013 at 5:42 am / Reply/00 BRoCommented on this photo:

Coudnt this helicopter just have disappeared in the south American rainforest and given us a modern Amelia Earhart story that persists for 50 years.
That would be so much more tolerable than hearing about everything this fuck-up is going to do while shes alive.
Probably wore those headphnes around her neck the whole way and just shouted to everyone on board.

Apr 2, 2013 at 10:12 am / Reply/00 TigglesCommented on this photo:

“Just walk away slowly, and nobody will notice I’m totally stealing these headphones!”

Apr 2, 2013 at 12:23 pm / Reply/00 shankyouverymuchCommented on this photo:

I’d want her to take a nice 5 hour bath in clorox and vinegar before I’d ever consider plunging my donkey kong into her poop-shoot

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