Heidi Klum is riding high on stories that she saved her seven year old son from drowning in a riptide in Hawaii on their current blended family vacation. She even threw a nod to the heroism of her former bodyguard she’s now shtupping.
Henry, was swept away in a large riptide along with two nannies. Klum, 39, and her bodyguard boyfriend Martin Kirsten sprang to action and saved the trio from drowning. — US Weekly
Yeah, poor little Henry. But, wait, because in an afterthought, Klum mentions:
Henry is a strong swimmer and was able to swim back to land.
So… you didn’t actually save him from drowning. You dismounted your bodyguard and sprang into action by bitching at Henry to swim back to the shore. It’s like those dudes safely on the boat in Jaws yelling at teens in the water to ‘swim!’ saying they rescued them from a killer shark. Yeah, thanks for the insightful advice, lightly-involved bystanders, err, mom and dude who used to keep us safe but who’s now boning mom so we almost drowned.
Heidi managed get in a plug for her upcoming appearance on America’s Got Talent, so pretending to save her son’s life worked out well for everybody. Scheiße!
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