The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.2.13

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Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that features one of The Rock‘s infamous cheat days, which are crazy, but if you really want to feel emasculated, put on this slave Leia bikini Fish makes me wear everyday click here to see what he looked like at 15 years old. *looks down pants, wipes tear* We’ve also got Kirsten Dunst wearing a shirt with a French phrase on the back while waiting on vegan take-out, so your typical hipster-with-burdensome-gigantic-breasts-type, as well as Cara Santana borrowing Rihanna‘s favorite dress, and finally, just fuck you Jason Sudeikis. Fuck you right in your bastard-making face.

Look at that kid and tell me he’s not the dad,

- Photo Boy

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When did her fucking face get so fucking big?

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:03 pm / Reply/31 Torgo

When she came out of the Grid, into the real world.

Apr 2, 2013 at 4:14 pm / Reply/10 tlmck

It’s always been that big. It’s just most people were never looking at her face.

Apr 2, 2013 at 6:13 pm / Reply/20 sandycakes

that’s what I said! she’s fucking odd looking. besides the nice tits.

Apr 2, 2013 at 11:04 pm / Reply/00 TopherCommented on this photo:

Such a multi-talented actress… Mountains of talent… Talent just flowing right our of her…
What I am trying to say here, folks, is: BEWBS….

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:05 pm / Reply/30 Russell McjimmyCommented on this photo:

See, if your shoes ain’t tied, the ho will survive the stomping.

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:06 pm / Reply/60 Inner RetardCommented on this photo:

She bows to us, we bow to her talents. Wait, if we bow we can’t see her talents. Cue ‘Applause’ sign!

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:06 pm / Reply/02 MD2020Commented on this photo:

Hmm, the film’s untitled? May I suggest “Boobs”?

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:06 pm / Reply/12 TopherCommented on this photo:

“And I’d get on my tricycle and get all excited and then that bitch Katie would come in and tell me to quit playing around…
What a ball-buster…”

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:07 pm / Reply/40 Russell McjimmyCommented on this photo:

Dad, I don’t want to upset you, but my left breast is developing at a significantly faster rate than my right. It can only mean one thing: cancer. I’m dying.

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:07 pm / Reply/31 YourSistersSweetKnockers

Excellent reference!

Apr 2, 2013 at 5:17 pm / Reply/10 KingDoosherCommented on this photo:

Who? Nobody? Right.

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:07 pm / Reply/10 fatchissimoCommented on this photo:

“Invisible motorcycle goes VROOM VROOM!”

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:08 pm / Reply/20 Inner RetardCommented on this photo:

Yessss! They almost believe I’m straight.

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:08 pm / Reply/12 KingDoosherCommented on this photo:

Dooooooosh.

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:08 pm / Reply/10 TopherCommented on this photo:

I don’t get it… How did that paparazzo get her camera taken away? Was she cornered? Was she within the 2′ inner circle?

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:08 pm / Reply/10 JCCommented on this photo:

“And if you bend Travolta’s erect penis about this much, he starts to whimper like a school girl…”

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:09 pm / Reply/10 Frederick BuddhaCommented on this photo:

“Can I drive car?” Drive car? You mean like this? Sure! They have these blocks they fit on the pedals.

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:09 pm / Reply/00 Frederick BuddhaCommented on this photo:

What in the blue hell?

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:10 pm / Reply/00 JuchCommented on this photo:

“I grabbed cock with my right hand, then grabbed another with my left, right as I got nailed up the bum. Also, I’m not gay.”

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:10 pm / Reply/10 JCCommented on this photo:

“What, what’s that? No, nothing’s wrong with my foot. This is an artistic statement.”

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:11 pm / Reply/40 Little RichardCommented on this photo:

I think he’s passing a painful Thetan.

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:11 pm / Reply/10 Inner RetardCommented on this photo:

I challenge myself to hit the NEXT button before I finish this sent….

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:12 pm / Reply/01 Al BundyCommented on this photo:

Its the Rock doing one of his food challenges.

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:12 pm / Reply/10 TopherCommented on this photo:

And so began the titanic battle between two behemoths…
But Jessica Simpson would not back down from the Rock’s challenge.
She’s been on this battlefield before and was not about to concede defeat… or any of that pizza…

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:12 pm / Reply/50 Russell McjimmyCommented on this photo:

No kid will go hungry with those games.

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:13 pm / Reply/01 Uncle PhilCommented on this photo:

“This is where the ankle bracelet would normally be, but I’m a celebrity, so that shit ever happens to me.”

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:13 pm / Reply/80 Uncle Phil

*never

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:22 pm / Reply/10 TopherCommented on this photo:

“So I got this blade mechanism put into my ankles like fighting cocks have… You never know when you have to trample a 13 year old”

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:13 pm / Reply/10 Russell McjimmyCommented on this photo:

Well, now I know how to write “power bottom school” in Cyrillic.

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:14 pm / Reply/20 Little RichardCommented on this photo:

“I thought I smelled dog shit until I realized it was just me.”

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:14 pm / Reply/50 Toe JamCommented on this photo:

Now it’s dark…mommy, mommy!!

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:14 pm / Reply/11 TopherCommented on this photo:

Went from “My girl” to “My girlssss” amirite???

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:15 pm / Reply/90 schmidtlerCommented on this photo:

Oh sure, for fancy schmanzy director David O. Russell, she’ll wear a wig and a fur coat, but she just ignores the hundreds of letters I’ve written her asking if she’d show up at my house in a panda outfit. Snob.

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:15 pm / Reply/11 Russell McjimmyCommented on this photo:

Out of frame: Peter Scolari with a half-gallon of Popov vodka.

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:15 pm / Reply/20 sandycakes

hah! BB was fun.

Apr 2, 2013 at 10:50 pm / Reply/00 Toe JamCommented on this photo:

“Katie Holmes leg-handle bars…brooom broom! Thats how OT8 rolls…yeah, boyeeee!”

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:16 pm / Reply/10 Toe JamCommented on this photo:

I’d crush it.

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:16 pm / Reply/10 Hugh G. RectionCommented on this photo:

Eh, just a little bit of blood spatter…

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:16 pm / Reply/50 TopherCommented on this photo:

“I call this piece “My foot in my career’s ass”… I think it speaks for itself….”

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:16 pm / Reply/20 ThisWillHurtCommented on this photo:

“They’re white, but the material makes it easy to wash off Rihanna’s blood after one of our ‘dates.’”

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:17 pm / Reply/20 Cock DrCommented on this photo:

Male or female it doesn’t matter. More and more plastic surgery on the face makes a person eventually resemble a mule, cow or camel.

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:17 pm / Reply/10 Inner RetardCommented on this photo:

To indicate the scale the truck behind him is actually a Caterpillar 797B.

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:18 pm / Reply/11 schmidtlerCommented on this photo:

What kinds of vegetables make the skin on your legs translucent?

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:18 pm / Reply/12 Montana

The meatless kind. Duh.

Apr 2, 2013 at 4:20 pm / Reply/00 TigglesCommented on this photo:

Lollipop head. And Sudekis, lose the backpack, you are a grown man for craps sake.

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:19 pm / Reply/20 schmidtler

If he puts down the backpack, Swiper will just steal all his shit!

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:32 pm / Reply/51 jane75

HAHAHAHA

Apr 3, 2013 at 1:45 am / Reply/00 TopherCommented on this photo:

I speak on behalf of all men: Dayummm

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:19 pm / Reply/40 Little RichardCommented on this photo:

She’s still hot, but she’s approaching that “2006 Jenna Jameson” stage rapidly.

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:19 pm / Reply/70 schmidtlerCommented on this photo:

If you’re a big fat tub of shit, and you’re trying to come up with something to improve your appearance, ‘shit tons of tattoos’ is definitely not the answer. Neither is ‘K-Mart sweatpants’.

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:20 pm / Reply/41 Toe JamCommented on this photo:

The crack in the earths crust finally reveal our queen lizard overlord.

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:20 pm / Reply/50 USDA Prime McBeefCommented on this photo:

Yeah, I just grab onto the E-meters like this, grit my teeth, and Travolta just wrecks it back there.

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:21 pm / Reply/60 Toe Jam

Hilarious!

Apr 2, 2013 at 8:56 pm / Reply/00 Uncle PhilCommented on this photo:

Only Spectreman can save Tokyo now.

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:21 pm / Reply/00 schmidtlerCommented on this photo:

I’d hit it.

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:21 pm / Reply/03 Don Zaloog

With a 2 x 4?

Apr 2, 2013 at 4:10 pm / Reply/80 Hugh G. RectionCommented on this photo:

She used to be so cute until she fucked up her face. Blech.

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:21 pm / Reply/30 USDA Prime McBeef

She looks better here than in any pic I’ve seen in the last 10 years.

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:24 pm / Reply/50 Uncle Phil

That’s still a pretty low bar McBeef.

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:33 pm / Reply/10 vitobonespur

I agree with McBeef…haven’t seen her look this cute at any time within this century!

Apr 2, 2013 at 7:47 pm / Reply/10 Toe Jam

I agree with USDA. And, how could you tell what her natural aged face would look like anyway? Perhaps, it would look worse if she didn’t do something. Not all cosmetic surgery is the same. If it’s Micheal Jackson, sure, have a field day. (Isn’t it odd, how Micheal must look like he did in Thriller, like in his coffin right now…dude, thats scary). :D

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:34 pm / Reply/12 TigglesCommented on this photo:

Nice.

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:21 pm / Reply/10 USDA Prime McBeefCommented on this photo:

arm tattoos work sooo much better on people that don’t have jobs.

Apr 2, 2013 at 3:22 pm / Reply/50 Inner RetardCommented on this photo:

To the right, Chris. I taste a young soul.

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