Somebody Swat Khloe On The Nose With A Newspaper, I Can See Her Wookiee Wallet Again

April 1st, 2013 // 31 Comments Tweet View the Gallery / 10 Photos »

If you couldn’t tell by Lindsay Lohan‘s boob falling out of a helicopter or Hayden Panettiere and Kate Beckinsale wearing sexy bikinis, we’re only hitting the hard news today. So here’s Khloe Kardashian flashing her nether-groins which I know is a lot to digest right after a holiday, but sometimes you gotta man up and grab life by the horns. And Sasquatch labia.

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She wears spanx? Get out!

Apr 1, 2013 at 3:21 pm / Reply/10 Froghammer

It’s apparently everyday wear for her. I wonder what she wears to special events where she wants to look smaller.

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:02 pm / Reply/00 vitobonespur

She doesn’t have to wear anything else to look smaller. The entire rest of the world, however, would have to look through the wrong end of some binoculars.

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:32 pm / Reply/10 FredicalCommented on this photo:

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. In its belly you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.

Apr 1, 2013 at 3:26 pm / Reply/30 HP PennypackerCommented on this photo:

I spy with my little eye some man-chowder on Kloe’s inner thigh.

Apr 1, 2013 at 3:39 pm / Reply/00 FredicalCommented on this photo:

It’s a trap!

Apr 1, 2013 at 3:47 pm / Reply/10 Frederick Buddha

Does she have friends in the military? Because I didn’t think fabric with that kind of tensile strength was commercially available.

Apr 1, 2013 at 3:50 pm / Reply/00 Beer BaronCommented on this photo:

Just lost my eyesighthknkjff

Apr 1, 2013 at 3:58 pm / Reply/00 El Jefe

Is that the limited edition titanium Spanx?

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:03 pm / Reply/00 FredicalCommented on this photo:

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror…

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:03 pm / Reply/10 FredicalCommented on this photo:

… and were suddenly silenced.

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:04 pm / Reply/10 McFeely Smackup

awe fuck…I’m eating here!

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:04 pm / Reply/00 schmidtler

I hope for your sake, you didn’t opt for Arby’s.

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:18 pm / Reply/01 vitobonespur

Ewwwwww….DEAD ON! With horseradish sauce…

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:34 pm / Reply/10 BSName

Do they discuss this on their show?
“Mom, I had a really bad day today, one of the paparazzi got another picture of my vagina”

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:16 pm / Reply/00 ToolboyCommented on this photo:

“FEED ME SEYMOUR!”

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:18 pm / Reply/00 FAIRFAX

The woman that created those spandex granny panties is a mega millionaire with more money that all of the Krads combined.

Apr 1, 2013 at 5:16 pm / Reply/00 Lindsay's stolen necklace

Well…at least she’s not making any homemade pornos where she gets pee’d on or sucks her own shit off some random’s dick after he’s fucked her in the ass.

Apr 1, 2013 at 5:52 pm / Reply/00 Brandon DavilaCommented on this photo:

“Wookie Pussy” that word keeps repeating in my head over and over, kind of like the movie “Johnny got his gun”, ” kill me” over and over.

Apr 1, 2013 at 6:34 pm / Reply/00 the wreckerCommented on this photo:

Who? Nobody? Move along. Move along.

Apr 1, 2013 at 7:04 pm / Reply/00 Little Richard

Thank you Spanx. Seriously, you got my back this time.

Apr 1, 2013 at 8:16 pm / Reply/00 Kourtny

KIM will be so mad! She is plotting how to take the attention back on her.

Apr 3, 2013 at 2:23 am / Reply/00 claireCommented on this photo:

landing strip

Apr 1, 2013 at 8:48 pm / Reply/00 Mama PinkusCommented on this photo:

I cannot imagine how steamy that thing must be, encased like that. Gals, squats and lunges are your FRIENDS.

Apr 1, 2013 at 9:19 pm / Reply/00 welldonesonCommented on this photo:

Honestly. What a gawd damn bitch.
She knows she’s flashing a pie, knows the paps are clicking away…

Apr 1, 2013 at 11:01 pm / Reply/00 Urbanspaceman

So has anyone told her yet that her “fertility” problems are somewhat related to her husband’s vasectomy?

Apr 2, 2013 at 5:02 am / Reply/00 yoopCommented on this photo:

I hope this family bought a bunch of stock in Spanx.

Apr 2, 2013 at 8:35 am / Reply/00 BRoCommented on this photo:

Fuck these worthless retard bitches and their fat asses. Waste of pixels.

Apr 2, 2013 at 10:18 am / Reply/01 RuckusCommented on this photo:

“We’re gonna need a bigger boat.”

Apr 2, 2013 at 12:25 pm / Reply/00 kq91rn

I thought I would see what was left of the McDonalds restaurant she devoured 15 minutes before

Apr 2, 2013 at 5:50 pm / Reply/00 GramsCommented on this photo:

Do any of these disgusting kardassians know what a slip is for GROW UP Klohe little dresses are for toddlers.

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