The Crap We Missed – Monday 4.1.13

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Welcome to another maxed-out Monday The Crap We Missed thanks to a long weekend because hard job, pajama pants, used to work food service, blah blah. Look, I know you’re here for the rapid-fire comment section hatefest, so here goes. Today we’ve got Iggy Pop‘s skin that Tan Mom just looked at and went, “Oh wow, he should really have that looked at,” Mickey Rourke noticing all the attention the ‘DWTS’ folks get around here, David Beckham‘s jock itch finally spreading to the rest of the team, Mary Tyler Moor–AHHHH!!, and Mischa Barton in what has to be a PSA warning kids about how candy rots your teeth.

Wait, I had that wrong. It’s the meth, kids. Meth will rot your teeth,

- Photo Boy

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Share: Posted Under: The Crap We Missed@import url("http://buzzworthy.buzzbytes.net/wp-content/themes/buzzworthy/buzzworthy.css"); British Kate Upton still has huge British breasts. – Hollywood Tuna Jesus Christ, this Sophie Turner video. Just go, go now. – IDLYITW Ashley Judd’s cleavage. Don’t look up don’t look up don’t look up. – Celebslam Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in yoga pants. – Popoholic One Direction fans want to murder a puppy now, so everyone please stop having kids. – Dlisted 25 Celebrities You Might Not Remember Appearing In “Playboy” – Buzzfeed div.buzzworthy_block a {color:#8d0253;} div.buzzworthy_block a:hover {color:#540027;} 497 Comments schmidtlerCommented on this photo:

I suppose it was only a matter of time until they made all the other comic book superheros into movies, and got around to ‘Super Asshole’.

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:20 pm / Reply/12 schmidtlerCommented on this photo:

nah, he’s not whipped. not at all.

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:21 pm / Reply/41 meeps!Commented on this photo:

Andy Samberg is hilarious!

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:21 pm / Reply/40 Uncle PhilCommented on this photo:

Fowler! I hardly know her.

Sorry about that one. I always think it’s funny even though it isn’t.

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:21 pm / Reply/40 cc

The guy on People’s Court would think it’s funny.

Apr 2, 2013 at 1:02 pm / Reply/20 meeps!Commented on this photo:

So, World War Z is real…?

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:22 pm / Reply/30 TechmanCommented on this photo:

….seen here in a preview of the next season of Walking Dead.

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:24 pm / Reply/20 schmidtlerCommented on this photo:

now that he’s over 70 years old, time to change the name to ‘Iggy Pop-Pop’. And put a damned shirt on, that’s disgusting.

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:25 pm / Reply/72 TopherCommented on this photo:

“Foorrr… Agess 3 and up…
Daddy, Daddy I want this but i am not 3 or up!”

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:25 pm / Reply/00 FredicalCommented on this photo:

30 years ago, I would have killed to see Madonna perform topless.

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:26 pm / Reply/90 welldoneson

LOL till I barf! Fredical FTW! Dangerous!

Apr 1, 2013 at 10:20 pm / Reply/10 schmidtlerCommented on this photo:

Ray J consuming lots of fluids, on ladies night, in white pants. This can not end well.

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:26 pm / Reply/12 TopherCommented on this photo:

The sheer symbolism here is awe-inspiring…

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:26 pm / Reply/00 schmidtlerCommented on this photo:

Hey Mickey – nice yoga pants. Do they come in men’s sizes?

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:27 pm / Reply/31 TopherCommented on this photo:

George Hamilton just blew a load to this…

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:27 pm / Reply/10 FredicalCommented on this photo:

Exhibit A: The accused is seen here holding the tool responsible for making the Kardashians famous. I recommend the death penalty.

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:28 pm / Reply/80 Don Zaloog

I second that motion.

Apr 1, 2013 at 5:00 pm / Reply/70 ThisWillHurtCommented on this photo:

Is this a still from “Django: Unchained?”

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:28 pm / Reply/30 AnthonyCommented on this photo:

His stomach looks like Krang from TMNT.

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:29 pm / Reply/50 TopherCommented on this photo:

Ray-J! Ray-J! Me next! Kardashian me, please!!!

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:29 pm / Reply/10 ThisWillHurtCommented on this photo:

“Thank you, Thing.”

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:29 pm / Reply/40 TopherCommented on this photo:

5 more minutes, Martin… Just man up and then you can go off and nail half of Rio…

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:31 pm / Reply/20 schmidtlerCommented on this photo:

In case anyone was still wondering wtf Arnold was doing banging an old, chubby mexican housekeeper.

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:31 pm / Reply/101 ThisWillHurtCommented on this photo:

“Did you know they have a WHite House in Russia too. Here it’s called the Gremlin or something. It’s right over there.”

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:31 pm / Reply/00 Inner RetardCommented on this photo:

You can almost see how this could have been a beautiful woman. But she just had to go to the club with that damn drunk mixer at the corner of Willis and Moore.

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:31 pm / Reply/41 TopherCommented on this photo:

So THAT’s how daddy buried all the other maids..

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:32 pm / Reply/40 AnthonyCommented on this photo:

He dressed up as Hellboy for a kid with leukemia, he’s awesome, irrefutable.

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:33 pm / Reply/80 sweet peachesCommented on this photo:

Im embaressed for both of them

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:33 pm / Reply/30 Brought It

Be embarrassed by your spelling and punctuation.

Apr 1, 2013 at 5:23 pm / Reply/73 ThisWillHurtCommented on this photo:

Ma’am? You’re boob is falling off, you might wanna . . . Eh, whatever.

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:34 pm / Reply/50 TopherCommented on this photo:

“Oi mate, it’s OK to ruffle your sausage but not take one on the field… Sick bastard”

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:34 pm / Reply/00 PrudenciaCommented on this photo:

Buuuh-buuh—baaaa-baaaaar-ar-baaaaarb-buh buh-baraaaaabuh-eeee.

Why caint everywhar jus use lil lettars like that dern KFC dus??

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:35 pm / Reply/00 angerinsideCommented on this photo:

Oh My Gawd… theys got babies in em’. Dang and I done popped them outta mah cooter after that Walrus lay on me when I used tah (snicker) do drugs (snort).

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:36 pm / Reply/00 cuddlesCommented on this photo:

What you can’t see if Nick saying he’s tapped and Mariah saying she takes no prisoners.

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:36 pm / Reply/00 ThisWillHurtCommented on this photo:

That’s one of the hottest women I’ve ever se- They made a sequel to “Birdemic?” Jesus Christ!

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:36 pm / Reply/50 TopherCommented on this photo:

Uhmmm we were just kidding about the whole “Unleash the Kraken” thing… It’s a line from a movie… You’re not suppose to take that shit literally…

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:36 pm / Reply/60 Minky WailCommented on this photo:

Looks like in Keira Knightly with Ashley Judd Face

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:36 pm / Reply/23 Chet

Wynonna Judd.

Apr 2, 2013 at 4:13 pm / Reply/10 LifeSerial

I was thinking Keira Knightly after a bad run in with a vacuum cleaner that caused her face to be perma-sucked outwards and downwards.

Apr 2, 2013 at 10:48 pm / Reply/00 Deacon JonesCommented on this photo:

lol

My penis would split like a hot dog in a microwave if it saw that head/mouth coming at it.

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:36 pm / Reply/40 PrudenciaCommented on this photo:

I suddenly feel like moisturizing is way more important than it was 5 seconds ago.

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:37 pm / Reply/180 j/k

“Hey man where’d you get that lotion?”

Apr 1, 2013 at 6:11 pm / Reply/40 jester

Brilliant!

Apr 1, 2013 at 11:00 pm / Reply/00 angerinsideCommented on this photo:

So the Johah Hill diet claims another I see.

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:37 pm / Reply/30 Inner RetardCommented on this photo:

Oh, baby! I have a special package for you. Ever heard of a water bomb? This is almost like that…

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:37 pm / Reply/01 schmidtlerCommented on this photo:

‘So I tell her it won’t look right if we both get out of the port o’john together, to wait a few minutes – then i tip the guy $100 to haul it the hell away with her still inside it! You should have heard the screaming!’

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:37 pm / Reply/31 Emma Watson's VainaCommented on this photo:

well you know trying to hide in the public isn’t going to work.
hat OK
dark glasses OK
dark big coat OK
big douche making ridiculous faces . epic fail

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:38 pm / Reply/21 Deacon JonesCommented on this photo:

“Gahhhhh! My, my knee hit a mosquito when I was running! Im in such pain!”

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:38 pm / Reply/30 PrudenciaCommented on this photo:

Someone should have spent more time on this Sims customization.

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:38 pm / Reply/40 ThisWillHurtCommented on this photo:

“M’son’ll love these!”

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:38 pm / Reply/00 Minky WailCommented on this photo:

He makes that jacket look puffy

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:38 pm / Reply/50 PrudenciaCommented on this photo:

Dang my sock be slippin’ yo.

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:39 pm / Reply/00 schmidtlerCommented on this photo:

Good thing she won. When she loses, she gets angry and throws poop at everybody.

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:39 pm / Reply/11 TopherCommented on this photo:

Is.. Is this a challenge to Kim K?

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:39 pm / Reply/20 angerinsideCommented on this photo:

They really do have porn for everyone, except this crap is rated KKK.

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:39 pm / Reply/01 Don ZaloogCommented on this photo:

Bertney Spears in her native habitat, y’all.

Fixed.

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:39 pm / Reply/11 Deacon JonesCommented on this photo:

“Yo! DMX! It’s a dentist, run mothafucka!!!!”

Apr 1, 2013 at 4:40 pm / Reply/30 Frederick BuddhaCommented on this photo:

*looks up gravely from clipboard* Seems like it might be Stodden-Hutchinson Syndrome. Call the CDC. We might need to shut down Twitter before this thing spreads.

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