New Jersey Has Banned Orange Children

Tubby governor Chris Christie has passed a law to prevent his constituents from forcing their children to go to tanning salons. You’ll recall last year a woman named Patricia Krentcil, who is the color of a prune you’d never put in your mouth, was arrested for child endangerment for taking her five year old to a tanning salon. The media came down harder on her than a faulty tanning booth lid. Now she’s making a big deal of how much she supports the law and how terrible it is to forcing kids to tan. The so-called “Tan Mom Law” would ban anyone under the age of 17 from going to a tanning place without their parent’s permission. Jersey already passed a law banning anyone under 14 from using he ultraviolet tanning beds. But who is going to pass a law against the whole “Jersey Shore Look”?

It’s not just a problem in New Jersey and it existed way before that show. I live in New York City and I can tell you that the orange- gelled hair-’roided out- over-tweezed freaks now outnumber the rats in the tri-state area. Staten Island, The Bronx, Long Island, and parts of Connecticut and upstate New York are all infected with this disease. Until all Guido-like behavior, (though it’s not just Italians), is banned, children are going to continue to be turned into the douchebags of tomorrow. We need to stand up and say no more Snookis!

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Kim Kardashian Booked The Jersey Shore‘s Pauly D To DJ at Dash on Fashion’s Night Out

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There must be something about Kim Kardashian that makes men want to just throw money at her.

After a $2 million dollar engagement ring, extravagant wedding and insanely luxurious honeymoon, Kim Kardashian is set to receive one of the most expensive wedding gifts we’ve ever heard of, all courtesy of an unlikely source: The Jersey Shore‘s Pauly D.

According to TMZ, Kim K wanted to hire the spiky-haired Jersey star to DJ her NYC store Dash’s Fashion’s Night Out event, but Pauly, ever the gentleman, offered to do the event for free as a wedding present to Kardashian.

In other words, Kim Kardashian continues to grow richer by the day, for reasons unknown. At least we now know where Pauly D will be on Fashion’s Night Out.

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Is It Ever OK to Change Your Eye Color to Match Your Dress? Deena from Jersey Shore Shows Us How It’s Done

**Photo: MTV Style

There’s a lot of debate in beauty circles about how matchy-matchy you should get with your makeup and your outfit. Paz de la Huerta took some criticism for seemingly always matching her lipstick to her dress, which we actually think looks pretty good. And there’s an old school ladylike trend happening this fall, where we’ll see more matching lipstick and nail polish. The beauty of makeup is that you can change it, and women have a long history of wanting to change what nature has given them.

But can you–or rather, should you–change the actual color of your features? Deena from Jersey Shore, who is naturally brown-eyed, debuted some light green colored contacts last night at the VMA’s, presumably to coordinate with her very colorful ensemble.

Women change their hair color, their breast size, and their skin color, so why does it seem so unnatural and dramatic to change your eye color? We actually saw quite a few offerings of colored contacts at the recent Cosmoprof convention in Las Vegas. At the time, we thought, “Do people still wear these?” The answer is obviously yes. Eye color is such a unique part of a human being, and the eyes are so expressive, so it seems doubly dramatic to change them. Deena looks really different with a new eye color (see her at the 2010 VMA’s below).

Would you wear colored contact lenses?

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Jersey Shore Cast Flown To El Lay In Private Jet To Avoid Hurricane Irene!

Phew!

We don't know what we would have done without our heart's true desire there - and you know, her castmembers!

As Hurricane Irene rages up the east coast, a majority of flights out of the New York/New Jersey area have been grounded, but luckily, MTV had some foresight and made sure to fly Jersey Shore castmembers Snooki, Vinny, Deena, and Sammi into Los Angeles last night, via private jet, so they could make it to the MTV Video Music Awards on Sunday!

Luckily, Pauly D was already in Oklahoma doing a DJ gig, and JWoww was hosting a party in Vegas, so they should also be arriving with no hiccups!

Eh - wherever The Situation is, he can just stay there! LOLz!

Can't wait to see how our guidos and guidettes hit the red carpet this year! Yay!

[Image via WENN.]

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