The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 3.27.13

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Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed that on account of that lead pic has me 100% positive there’s no male reading these words. With that in mind, ladies, I still think there’s plenty in here to entertain you as well. For example, you know how you hate Phoebe Price for just being Phoebe Price? Yeah, keep doing that, but now add in because she poses in front of people possibly dying in car crashes. Then take a lesson from Kimberly Snyder and don’t bang David Spade, who clearly indicated to her how many days he’s into his most recent outbreak. Finally, learn the Flying Assclap Of Death from Coco, so your man stops checking out every ass in his peripherals.

He won’t, but seriously, would it kill you to try something new? (Disclaimer: It might literally kill you to try this),

- Photo Boy

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She looks like quite the experienced sword puller.

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:03 pm / Reply/30 GeorgioCommented on this photo:

If she used her mouth, the whole anvil and base would come loose.

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:06 pm / Reply/70 GeorgioCommented on this photo:

Driver passed out after getting a whif of her vagina.

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:06 pm / Reply/110 USDA Prime McBeefCommented on this photo:

Am I the only one that wants an upskirt on that? Just for research purposes.

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:07 pm / Reply/40 Torgo

Pretty sure there’s a KFC bucket under there.

Mar 27, 2013 at 6:06 pm / Reply/30 Cock DrCommented on this photo:

So bored with her and her pert Fraulein tits.

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:08 pm / Reply/20 AweseomeTownieCommented on this photo:

Whew!! Is there a breeze here or am I getting the vapors?

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:10 pm / Reply/20 Don ZaloogCommented on this photo:

Oh, a retro pic. Back when her boobs were close to being that high.

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:15 pm / Reply/60 j/kCommented on this photo:

The decision to wear that shirt braless, she’s Amy Genius.

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:15 pm / Reply/20 Don ZaloogCommented on this photo:

That awkward moment when you realize that Tom Cruise is shorter than all of the women at this event.

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:16 pm / Reply/81 USDA Prime McBeef

scientology rapid response internet commentary team hit that with a thumbs down.

Mar 27, 2013 at 5:22 pm / Reply/100 Don ZaloogCommented on this photo:

She’s got a body like that and she’s flexible like a gymnast? She couldn’t get any more perfect if she tried.

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:18 pm / Reply/31 blofish

It is quite an amazing feat.

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:38 pm / Reply/00 ThisWillHurtCommented on this photo:

“You’re supposed to spit in your hand first! You’re not doing it right!”

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:19 pm / Reply/30 George P BurdellCommented on this photo:

Did she have a baby or did she get to the buffet at Chilli’s before Jessica Simpson arrived?

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:19 pm / Reply/10 Little RichardCommented on this photo:

That’s a hell of a wreck. Also, that car is on it’s side.

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:20 pm / Reply/180 vitobonespur

How could you tell?

Mar 27, 2013 at 7:29 pm / Reply/00 Cock DrCommented on this photo:

She can probably crack walnuts with those mammoth cheeks.
She can probably churn homemade ice cream with ‘em.
I sense a CoCo reality TV show somewhere.

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:21 pm / Reply/10 Inky Black

Walnuts? Nah, CoConuts.

Mar 27, 2013 at 5:43 pm / Reply/30 Little RichardCommented on this photo:

David Spade rejects 2 input women.

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:22 pm / Reply/00 DeucePickleCommented on this photo:

I really hate this guy

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:22 pm / Reply/80 DeucePickleCommented on this photo:

“And now, to make these two fingers disappear !”

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:23 pm / Reply/30 ContusionCommented on this photo:

I think he still needs to get a taller hat.

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:24 pm / Reply/40 Torgo

Not pictured: David standing on 2 more trucker hats.

Mar 27, 2013 at 6:09 pm / Reply/50 jane75Commented on this photo:

Someone forgot his platform shoes!

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:24 pm / Reply/30 Nonnie MooseCommented on this photo:

She could pull on my sword any day. *sigh*

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:25 pm / Reply/20 Cock DrCommented on this photo:

A visual metaphor for 3rd millenium America.

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:25 pm / Reply/40 ContusionCommented on this photo:

Seriously, this is the best Riki Rachtman can do since Headbanger’s Ball got cancelled.

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:27 pm / Reply/10 jane75Commented on this photo:

Every time I see a photo of this hooker I feel the urge to punch her in the face. What a shitty role model for her daughters.

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:28 pm / Reply/80 ContusionCommented on this photo:

Not a single person in the photo is looking at the Bertney statue.

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:28 pm / Reply/20 Happy_Evil_DudeCommented on this photo:

“For Fuck’s Sake Olivia, you’re not King Arthur!!!”

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:28 pm / Reply/10 jane75Commented on this photo:

nice legs

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:29 pm / Reply/20 Happy_Evil_DudeCommented on this photo:

“The pap said he’d do what in my ass?”

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:29 pm / Reply/00 Mark BCommented on this photo:

“David, how many times total have you been relevant since leaving SNL?”

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:30 pm / Reply/00 YerGross

Rules of Engagement is pretty damn funny…

Mar 27, 2013 at 5:47 pm / Reply/10 tlmck

He was never relevant a first time.

Mar 27, 2013 at 5:52 pm / Reply/00 schmidtlerCommented on this photo:

Retro modeling pics – probably taken with vintage camera equipment. Time for Seal to freak the fuck out and break some shit in a loony fit of rage.

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:30 pm / Reply/10 Happy_Evil_DudeCommented on this photo:

“The pap said he’d do what in my ass?”

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:30 pm / Reply/00 ContusionCommented on this photo:

All joking aside, this guy is the single creepiest human alive.

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:30 pm / Reply/120 bevtastic

You took the words right out of my mouth.

Mar 28, 2013 at 12:48 pm / Reply/00 Happy_Evil_DudeCommented on this photo:

Lima Lama

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:30 pm / Reply/00 ContusionCommented on this photo:

Yawn is right.

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:31 pm / Reply/00 Happy_Evil_DudeCommented on this photo:

I’m pretty sure this one has more singing talent

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:31 pm / Reply/30 Baron BleekeCommented on this photo:

Ice-T has done pretty well for himself

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:32 pm / Reply/30 schmidtlerCommented on this photo:

detox beauty foods? wtf, is he the ‘before’ and she’s the ‘after’?

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:33 pm / Reply/00 schmidtler

f’ing arrow keyed!

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:35 pm / Reply/10 Senor TroutCommented on this photo:

You know you’re rich when your Sybian is gold-plated.

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:33 pm / Reply/90 Cock DrCommented on this photo:

She needs more botox.

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:36 pm / Reply/00 Baron BleekeCommented on this photo:

She must have an outstanding maid, being able to clean a glass patio door so thoroughly that poor Shauna doesn’t even see that its closed and walks right into it.

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:37 pm / Reply/00 Don ZaloogCommented on this photo:

I wonder just how much of the hate leveled against Jason Sudeikis is purely based on the fact that he’s fucking that?

Fish already established that his penis is a necromancer. So it shouldn’t be a shock that he can bag chicks like that.

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:38 pm / Reply/30 Baron BleekeCommented on this photo:

Not pictured: the bucket of chicken hidden behind it’s back

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:38 pm / Reply/20 blofishCommented on this photo:

I like it.

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:40 pm / Reply/00 Don ZaloogCommented on this photo:

Looks like the garbage truck didn’t pick up the garbage this morning.

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:42 pm / Reply/21 TechmanCommented on this photo:

You could put that on stage instead of the real thing for one of her ‘concerts’ and no one would notice.

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:42 pm / Reply/20 Baron BleekeCommented on this photo:

“Just look at that ass ladies and gentlemen! When she first came to me she had an ass like two pieces of french toast. I simply used this disturbingly long syringe to remove fat from her stomach and inject it into her buttox. And now look! Round and tight and firm enough to hold this buttplug I’m about to insert into her! Ladies, wouldnt you like an ass like that? Guys, wouldnt you like your ladies to have an ass like that? Guys, wouldnt even some of you like to have an ass like that? Step right up and fill out a form, nurses are standing by!”

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:43 pm / Reply/00 blofishCommented on this photo:

I actually feel bad for the guy. There is no way in hell he envisioned his life to be like this one year ago.

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:43 pm / Reply/40 Baron BleekeCommented on this photo:

Her ass has a pulse? Did he leave his watch in there?

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:44 pm / Reply/10 Sweet HarrietCommented on this photo:

Please tell me I’m not the only one who started singing “I’m a Little Tea Pot.”

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:44 pm / Reply/10 JCCommented on this photo:

This picture is an accurate representation of his medical knowledge.

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:45 pm / Reply/50 blofishCommented on this photo:

Naaa. He’s not gay or anything.

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