Hayden Panettiere Loves Giant Penis So Much She’s Marrying It (Not A Jon Hamm Post)

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Presumably to make Scotty McKnight feel like he has the smallest penis in the world, Hayden Panettiere not only ran back to Wladimir Klitschko but is now secretly engaged to him, according to Us Weekly:

Hayden Panettiere and boxer Wladimir Klitschko are going the distance during round 2! The Nashville star, who reconciled with her Ukrainian boyfriend in January, is now planning their wedding, a source tells Us Weekly.
“Very few people know, and she isn’t wearing her ring publicly yet,” adds the friend of the duo, who first parted ways in May 2011 after two years of dating.

So basically Wladimir Klitschko’s penis is so gigantic Hayden Panettiere wants to lock herself in a never-ending hell with it for the rest of her life. Which raises an interesting question, how is it not knocking down planes? Because, seriously, marriage? Is there an observation deck? I don’t get it.

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Hello Kitty, indeed! *rowr*

Mar 27, 2013 at 3:04 pm / Reply/00 Cock Dr

You can’t blame the big Ukranian for not being able to stay away from his little blonde American spinner.
Let’s hope it’s twu luv 4ever.

Mar 27, 2013 at 3:21 pm / Reply/10 Don Zaloog

Marriage is mostly only hell for the man, Fish.

Mar 27, 2013 at 3:23 pm / Reply/10 ThisWillHurtCommented on this photo:

Shouldn’t that be written on the front?

Mar 27, 2013 at 3:24 pm / Reply/00 Diablo Dude

Not if you use the rear entrance.

Mar 27, 2013 at 3:27 pm / Reply/30 Don Zaloog

I can reach it from the back.

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:06 pm / Reply/10 Josephus

Hollywood blonde gets tits done. Fish uses photos of when she looked like a boy. THE HELL ARE YOU TRYING TO PULL HERE?

Mar 27, 2013 at 3:26 pm / Reply/00 John TravoltaCommented on this photo:

What’s that hanging out her rear end…

Mar 27, 2013 at 3:32 pm / Reply/00 Inner Retard

“Is now planning their wedding… Very few people know,” – Does Klitschko know? Just concerned for him since women seldom ask men about these things.

Mar 27, 2013 at 3:41 pm / Reply/01 Buddy The Elf

So the best she can do is marry a Ukrainian boxer that is 2 feet taller and 15 years older? Uh – congrats.

Mar 27, 2013 at 3:41 pm / Reply/00 USDA Prime McBeef

huge cock devastation is about as attractive as her future husband’s battered boxing face.

Mar 27, 2013 at 3:43 pm / Reply/00 Cock Dr

Maybe, but I would far rather watch the big Ukranian murder little Hayden’s hot pocket than be forced to witness 2 men pounding each other bloody in the boxing ring.

Mar 27, 2013 at 3:52 pm / Reply/00 USDA Prime McBeef

zoom in and you can’t tell the goddamn difference.

Mar 27, 2013 at 3:55 pm / Reply/00 DeucePickle

Are there confirmed reports of him having a giant wang or is everyone just assuming based on how big the rest of him is ?

P.S….. My grammar sucks

Mar 27, 2013 at 3:51 pm / Reply/00 right

If he’s smart, he will play the “engagement card” for all it’s worth. Pound her backdoor and use up every other hole, then dump her. Marriage is for suckers.

Mar 27, 2013 at 5:12 pm / Reply/00 shelbyCommented on this photo:

y’all are crazy judgmental. i think her body is slammin.

Mar 27, 2013 at 5:39 pm / Reply/00 ace11

Lucky Guy…..He sure is

Mar 27, 2013 at 6:04 pm / Reply/00 vitobonespurCommented on this photo:

What a royal screw up! Isn’t that supposed to say “Hello, Pussy?”

Mar 27, 2013 at 6:39 pm / Reply/00 Skeeter

She looks great. I’d like to put my tongue up her asshole.

Mar 28, 2013 at 12:06 am / Reply/00 puhleez

Hello Kitty huh. That is one boring ass bitch.

Mar 28, 2013 at 4:07 am / Reply/00 Dr. Rockso

Hayden Panettiere and Amanda Bynes are examples of the lives that have been destroyed pedophiles in Hollywood, For example that fat, disgusting pedophile Dan Schneider. Hell, he’s the one who knocked up Jamie Lynn Spears. How someone hasn’t put a bullet in the head of that fat fuck is beyond me.

Mar 28, 2013 at 9:56 am / Reply/00 CJCommented on this photo:

She is everyone gay male pedophile’s dream…or a hetero man who likes compact women.

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