Rob Kardashian Is So Fat He Steals Your Camera If You Take A Picture Of Him With His Shirt Off

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While Kim Kardashian‘s specifically going out of her way to make sure everyone sees how goddamn gigantic she is, her brother Rob is apparently on the other end of that spectrum because he’ll straight rob you if you take a picture of his fat gut. TMZ reports:

The photog — not TMZ — filed a robbery report this afternoon, telling cops Rob snatched part of her camera and took off.
The photo agency says Rob went berserk because he wasn’t wearing a shirt when the photographs were taken … snatching the camera’s memory card so the photos wouldn’t get out. The agency says Rob then took off, promising to pay for the card later.

If you’re wondering what could make a person stupid enough to think you can just steal someone’s property and run off, keep in mind this is a kid who watched his father help a man get away with murder. His dad’s ghost probably already appeared to him and said, “Don’t worry, son. I’ll take care of it,” and is haunting the woman as we speak. “You will drop the charges against my booyyyyyyy… You will also find out if my ex-wife is still a whooooorreee… Ohmygod she iiiiisssss….”

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Fishy, we get enuff of the lady Kraptrashian’s, please oh please, don’t start with this bafoon.

Mar 28, 2013 at 10:43 am / Reply/21 Juch

And no Chelsea Handler either

Mar 28, 2013 at 11:28 am / Reply/30 Kim's Unborn Piglet

Silly Fish, everyone knows that Satan doesn’t let his subjects spirits’ out of the fourth circle of hell. I should know, for the Devil is my true father! HAHAHAHAHA!

Mar 28, 2013 at 10:45 am / Reply/40 USDA Prime McBeefCommented on this photo:

Yeah, I sell my own socks now.

Fuckin die in a goddamn fire already.

Mar 28, 2013 at 10:52 am / Reply/70 RoboZombie

This has to be the ugliest family on the planet

Mar 28, 2013 at 10:57 am / Reply/50 Iveski

Hitlers everywhere are getting jealous.

Mar 28, 2013 at 11:50 am / Reply/30 GeorgioCommented on this photo:

“TWO for one blowjob! Go me!”

Mar 28, 2013 at 11:07 am / Reply/20 Jack Ketch

Just what the planet needs: another brainless, useless and talentless Kardashian. Yeah.

Mar 28, 2013 at 11:07 am / Reply/40 StayPUFT OverlordCommented on this photo:

Robert Kardashian is soooooo fat, he ate the punchline of this joke.

Mar 28, 2013 at 11:11 am / Reply/50 USDA Prime McBeef

Seriously though, if I had a substantial cash flow because my sisters were banking off doing jack fucking shit, I’d be fat as fuck too.

Mar 28, 2013 at 11:22 am / Reply/60 StayPUFT OverlordCommented on this photo:

Robert Kardashian is actually carrying Kanye’s baby. Kim only ways 140 lbs, you guys. #TRUTH

Mar 28, 2013 at 11:15 am / Reply/40 JuchCommented on this photo:

So much for the centerfold spread of “Chubby Douchebag Monthly”.

Mar 28, 2013 at 11:27 am / Reply/30 marchlily

this family is just trashy!

Mar 28, 2013 at 11:47 am / Reply/10 Carla

You think?

Mar 30, 2013 at 2:13 am / Reply/10 SssssHhh

Fcukin loser!!!!…

Mar 28, 2013 at 11:49 am / Reply/20 pimp

know what’s worse than being fat? being a fat douche…

Mar 28, 2013 at 11:53 am / Reply/30 Frederick Buddha

Can you just … can you just explain one thing to me? *smiles disarmingly, waves cigar stub around* How do you “snatch a memory card” and then take off? Was the card just dangling there, like a purse? Wouldn’t he have had to snatch the whole camera, extract the card, return the camera, and only then take off, all the while fending off interference from the photographer? Something here doesn’t make sense. *climbs into Peugeot*

Mar 28, 2013 at 12:04 pm / Reply/60 El Jefe

This ugly fat fuck might be the most useless person on the planet. Even that Scott Dicksucker more useful than this turd.

Mar 28, 2013 at 12:13 pm / Reply/21 cc

And here I was thinking there might be a member of that family that isn’t a total fucking idiot. So much for being an optimist.

Mar 28, 2013 at 12:18 pm / Reply/30 Toe JamCommented on this photo:

“Cuz a fat bitch does, what a fat bitch does. Wait, we are still talking about Kim, right?”

Mar 28, 2013 at 12:30 pm / Reply/10 Toe JamCommented on this photo:

HI, Mom…rub my penis, I mean, my feet. Extra lotion this time.

Mar 28, 2013 at 12:31 pm / Reply/20 TomFrankCommented on this photo:

Seriously, a Kardashian sock line? How are they promoting this? “If you jerk off to my sisters from their fashion spreads or their reality shows, complete the experience by using a Rob Kardashian sock to cum in!”

Mar 28, 2013 at 2:01 pm / Reply/30 Frank Burns

Note to self: return TomFrank’s fur-lined gloves.

Mar 28, 2013 at 2:36 pm / Reply/40 Frank BurnsCommented on this photo:

The real victim here is Quentin Tarantino, whose furious excitement of seeing a Kardashian with their socks resolved into chunky underachieving nightmare.

Mar 28, 2013 at 2:35 pm / Reply/10 Natty IceCommented on this photo:

“Mom, since Kim is knocked up and Kourtney is busy finding out who Mason’s father is and Kloe is just, well…Khloe, I need you to be the token Kardashian whore to help boost my sock sales. Think you can do that for me?”
“Sure baby, I mean, come on. Who do you think trained your sisters to be the way they are? Now move over, mamma’s got work to do.”

Mar 28, 2013 at 2:35 pm / Reply/30 MacroPunchCommented on this photo:

Is he pregnant, too? I think this fat piece of shit is heavier than his water buffalo of a sister.

Mar 28, 2013 at 4:55 pm / Reply/10 vitobonespur

If you see his sisters with their shirts off, at least you get to see some decent tits!

Mar 28, 2013 at 5:00 pm / Reply/10 Cardiff Giant

My sister got pissed on by D-list rapper in a family shot porno, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

Mar 28, 2013 at 6:12 pm / Reply/10 Debbie Niemeyer

one day he’s going to be a fine fine man. he just needs to lose the baby fat and tata chips.

Mar 28, 2013 at 9:09 pm / Reply/10 TillmanCommented on this photo:

“FFFFFFudge!”
“Only I didn’t say “fudge”. I said THE word. The queen mother of dirty words. The F-dash-dash-dash word!”

Mar 28, 2013 at 9:39 pm / Reply/10 KES FROM OZ

Here is hoping that the real people out there finally get that this millionaire family live OFF YOU. Do not watch the shows or buy the bullshit junk that they sell.I know that Kim will get fatter so she can sign a weight reduction programme for millions, and have you all caught up in that.I saw her being interviewed this week on ET/OMG.She does nothing like that, talking about her weight for no reason WAKE UP AMERICA, they are using you. If you have ever been pregnant, this is overeating weight not preggo weight, she has rolls under her shoulders and belly is sloppy,first indication she is just piling it on through food.Here’s hoping this horrible fake family starts to fall apart.Give em this, very smart PR people around them….making millions doing fucking nothing.Have a really good look at their morals and family values..equals nothing….I cannot believe that if they were not white, would this have happened. I have a feeling the answer would be NO.,

Mar 29, 2013 at 12:11 am / Reply/10 Bionic_CroutonCommented on this photo:

“Shut up, and feed me!”

Mar 29, 2013 at 3:10 am / Reply/10 Bionic_CroutonCommented on this photo:

“You wanna buy some ugly ass socks?”
“FUCK OFF!”
“Okay…”

Mar 29, 2013 at 3:13 am / Reply/10 Bionic_CroutonCommented on this photo:

“You’re looking better Khloe!”
“I’m not Khlo- Thank you.”

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