Lindsay Lohan Likes it Rough

During her pre-rehab party down in Brazil (and why not South America when you’re battling drug and alcohol addiction) Lindsay Lohan was photographed on a beach in a boring floppy blue bikini with her thighs riddled with some nasty looking bruises. Now I’m not one to judge, I often play a game I like to call “Ambien bruise or sex bruise?”  Who doesn’t like some chemical exploration and rough sex every now and then, but I get the feeling Lindsay’s bruise stories would drink mine under the table, literally.

Either she got those injuries hiding under a table on the floor of a Brazilian nightclub S-ing some serious D or it was later in her hotel room when a butterscotch Brazilian blow dealer was forcibly grabbing her legs balls deep in some unconscious Lindsay poonani.

I’d say good for you girl, live it up before rehab. Considering she’s already making negotiations to be allowed Adderall during her mandated rehab stint, she’ll probably also weasel her way into spending the time at one of those spa rehabs in Thailand where they have massages on the beach. So this time she’s spending in Brazil isn’t so much a pre-rehab party, as rather a pre-rehab warmup, just to get acquainted with her upcoming surroundings.

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Lindsay Lohan Jets Back to the West Coast

Tweet Posted Wednesday April 3, 2013 8:00 AM GMT

Ready to make her way back to the United States, Lindsay Lohan departed on a flight from Rio de Janeiro, Brazil on Tuesday evening (April 2).

Arriving at the airport surrounded by bodyguards, the “Liz & Dick” star tried to keep a low profile, keeping her hood up and her sunglasses on as she made her way to the plane.

The often troubled actress caused a stir earlier in the day when she sent out a tweet to her large legion of followers saying “It’s official. Pregnant…”

Awhile later, after fans were in a tizzy over the news, LiLo deleted her original tweet and replaced it with “April Fools. Where’s everyone’s sense of humor?”

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Enjoy the pictures of Lindsay Lohan departing from Rio de Janeiro International Airport (April 2).

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Lindsay Lohan Boob Falls Out So She Hides Under a Table

Lindsay Lohan is on the 25th hour of freedom before they take away her booze for 90 days. So she did what any drug-addled girl would do. She flew down to Brazil, let her boob fall out of her dress getting off a helicopter, hit the clubs, then hid under a table when the demons of her soul came looking for her. A day in the life.

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Lindsay Lohan Sucks at April Fools

Lindsay Lohan Tweeted a funny April Fool’s prank about being pregnant. Of course, she Tweeted on April 2nd. And, no, that’s not some sort of April Fool’s meta-genius. That’s getting a funny idea for a practical joke on April 1 and then being too high to Tweet until April 2. Of course the real joke here is Lindsay actually has six million people following her on Twitter. But Kim Kardashian has seventeen million. Which just goes to show you that Twitter is a social media platform designed to reward the stupid and slutty. And, trust me, you need to be both. Which is why I’m still at eleven followers.

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Lindsay Lohan Parties Pre-Rehab

Tweet Posted Saturday March 30, 2013 7:00 PM GMT

Continuing to have fun despite her recent legal woes, Lindsay Lohan was spotted exiting a local nightclub in Sao Paulo, Brazil on Friday (March 29).

The 26-year-old troubled actress sported cowboy boots, a fedora, and cut-off denim shorts as she was escorted out past a mob of excited fans.

Just the night before, LiLo ended up on the floor of another nightclub in the area after allegedly taking shelter from avid supporters.

As previously reported by GossipCenter, pictures show the "Mean Girls" actress hiding under a table while chatting with a male friend and steering clear of the group of her excited groupies.

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Enjoy the pictures of Lindsay Lohan leaving a nightclub in Sao Paulo, Brazil (March 29).

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