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Remember yesterday when I said Kim Kardashian‘s her own punchline?

Apply that here.

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Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

Mar 27, 2013 at 11:30 am / Reply/70 Randal

Every woman gets it, and Kim is no different. It’s the glow a man can see when the beauty of a child grows within, spreading its energy outward, beat after beat.

Kim glows that healthy motherly glow. The look of pride in her eyes tells the tale of the metamorphosis her body is going through. Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re not worth taking a bite out of, Kim.

Randal

Mar 27, 2013 at 12:32 pm / Reply/36 theasshole

Dude shut up ! She looks fat

Mar 27, 2013 at 12:47 pm / Reply/81 blofish

Five thumbs up!!

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:51 pm / Reply/30 cc

You crack me up.

Mar 27, 2013 at 1:10 pm / Reply/30 grobpilot

As eloquent as ever, Randal.

Mar 27, 2013 at 1:22 pm / Reply/30 Skippy86

Pregnant chicks are entitled to be gross but shes abusing the privilege.

Mar 27, 2013 at 1:41 pm / Reply/30 logan

Just like the voice of an angel Randal.

Mar 27, 2013 at 3:57 pm / Reply/20 welldoneson

Randal, this cow wouldn’t notice a fist fuck at a bus stop.

Yes, bus stop.

Mar 27, 2013 at 7:07 pm / Reply/10 GeorgioCommented on this photo:

This brings back fond memories of the beanbag chair my dad had in 1978.

Mar 27, 2013 at 11:33 am / Reply/90 GeorgioCommented on this photo:

“Ok guys, so between all of us, we should be able to combine forces and create a full body shot.”

Mar 27, 2013 at 11:37 am / Reply/10 welldoneson

Seriously, there HAS to be something wrong with this bitch’s ass.

Yes, wrong.

Mar 27, 2013 at 7:08 pm / Reply/10 Shemp

C’mon now! Kim and her absurd umbrella-dress camouflage shots from the last few days deserve to be made fun of, but she looks pretty decent in these shots. Considering she’s, well, Kim. And pregnant. Lighten up on her a bit. From these shots, she’s definitely not as ginormous as I thought she was yesterday…

Mar 27, 2013 at 11:40 am / Reply/05 GeorgioCommented on this photo:

They hired one of those Asian subway-stuffers to get her in the car.

Mar 27, 2013 at 11:41 am / Reply/30 cc

He got a lot more than he bargained for.

Mar 27, 2013 at 5:30 pm / Reply/10 GeorgioCommented on this photo:

What she’s referring to when she says, “I still wear the same size as I did before I got pregnant!”

Mar 27, 2013 at 11:43 am / Reply/00 Meatus

She’s referring to the fact that she still wears the same size cows. Just more of them.

Mar 27, 2013 at 11:55 am / Reply/30 Iveski

Ah, it does the heart good to see this. Couldn’t happen to a more appropriate person. Schadenfreude, I believe this is called.

Mar 27, 2013 at 11:44 am / Reply/20 GeorgioCommented on this photo:

He knows.

Mar 27, 2013 at 11:44 am / Reply/10 GeorgioCommented on this photo:

BOOM BA BA BOOM BA BA BOOM

Mar 27, 2013 at 11:45 am / Reply/10 chicka

…hope she doesn’t ask us to “Stand by Me”…..!!!

Mar 27, 2013 at 3:40 pm / Reply/00 Deacon JonesCommented on this photo:

What’s funny is, Kayne is probably banging Exhibit A. (girl in ad eating watermelon) on some yacht in France. While this family-size French’s Mustard bottle is masquerading around.

“BITCH, tell me I make nice clothes! Yeah, yeah!”

Mar 27, 2013 at 11:45 am / Reply/50 ccCommented on this photo:

She’s actually grotesque.

Mar 27, 2013 at 11:48 am / Reply/20 Torgo

Bad news. The fog’s getting thicker.
And Kim is getting laaaaarrrrrger.

Mar 27, 2013 at 11:50 am / Reply/10 cc

Funniest line in that movie.

Mar 27, 2013 at 1:11 pm / Reply/10 Hugh G. Rection

As a woman who is currently 8 months pregnant, thank you for making me feel a hell of a lot better about myself today.

*~*whistling while I work*~*

Mar 27, 2013 at 11:52 am / Reply/60 YourSistersSweetKnockers

You’re a woman with the screen name Hugh G. Rection? I love you.

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:21 pm / Reply/40 MeatusCommented on this photo:

140 pounds, my ass. Wait. 140 pounds, HER ass.

Mar 27, 2013 at 11:52 am / Reply/60 Toe JamCommented on this photo:

I can’t beat the main caption, other than….Mooooo!

Mar 27, 2013 at 11:53 am / Reply/10 MeatusCommented on this photo:

There’s a joke here about a bull in a china shop, but it’s just not coming to me.

Mar 27, 2013 at 11:56 am / Reply/31 YourSistersSweetKnockers

Then don’t try to not make it.

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:22 pm / Reply/11 AnthonyCommented on this photo:

What the hell is that stiletto heel made out of?!

Mar 27, 2013 at 11:57 am / Reply/10 grobpilot

Carbon-Carbon

Mar 27, 2013 at 1:27 pm / Reply/10 Jazmine Tirado

the fact that she’s made fun of because she’s “fat” is just absurd. she’s PREGNANT. it’s not like she’s letting herself go. people use the moment to say mean things… we ALL know kim isn’t fat, if she wasn’t pregnant.

Mar 27, 2013 at 12:02 pm / Reply/010 USDA Prime McBeef

We don’t say mean things because of any physical attribute she has, we say mean things because she’s a shit person.

Mar 27, 2013 at 12:14 pm / Reply/110 grobpilot

…with a massive ass.

Mar 27, 2013 at 1:27 pm / Reply/80 Jay

who loves dumb useless black cock

Mar 27, 2013 at 1:50 pm / Reply/21 blofish

shut the fuck up. she’s fat. she’s let herself go and uses the pregnancy as an excuse. And the fact she is a fame whore and makes mega-$$$ from it means she puts herself out there for both the good and the bad.

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:55 pm / Reply/40 ChazCommented on this photo:

The giant reflection of her ass on the car makes it look like one of those fun house mirrors. Oh wait…that’s a true reflection!

Mar 27, 2013 at 12:04 pm / Reply/10 logan

who the hell dresses this woman? They should be hung, quartered and their parts dragged through the streets. Does she not own a mirror? Ever since she started to show, she dresses like a damn clown. We see you, we see you. Every day is worse than the day before. Like stuffing a sausage in a casing. Your pregnant, we see that……………the end

Mar 27, 2013 at 12:04 pm / Reply/00 Frederick Buddha

We all laugh at a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine.

Mar 27, 2013 at 12:05 pm / Reply/20 RoboZombie

Wha’? I thought this would have been another Jon Hamm posting.
zing!

Mar 27, 2013 at 12:05 pm / Reply/10 Russell Mcjimmy

Chicago-style: mustard, no ketchup.

Mar 27, 2013 at 12:10 pm / Reply/10 Mario Starr

She kept on comin because of addiction. Legs on fire because of friction. My gun broke, now I was doomed. Dropped tha double barrel, grabbed the harpoon.

Mar 27, 2013 at 12:11 pm / Reply/20 Edward Elizabeth Hitler

DIE IN A FUCKING PLANE WRECK YOU COW

And if we could fit all the pap scum cockroaches who scurry around taking pictures of this fucking attention WHORE in the same plane, all the better.

Mar 27, 2013 at 12:11 pm / Reply/10 Inner RetardCommented on this photo:

If there’s something weird
and it don’t look good
Who ya gonna call?
MOOOBUSTERS

Mar 27, 2013 at 12:19 pm / Reply/21 watertiger

Which of the glossy gossip magazines will be the first to publish a “pregnant, naked Kim Kartrashian” cover photo, a la Demi Moore? Cuz you KNOW that shit is coming…

Mar 27, 2013 at 12:24 pm / Reply/10 blofish

So retro, you know?

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:56 pm / Reply/00 EsmaCommented on this photo:

Her daughter is going to have one funky nose. Kanye’s nose mixed into kim’s OLD nose (not the nose she chopped off, but what she was born with). But no worries for Kim; she is going to teach her daughter how to be a ho just like mommy. I guarantee Kim will consent for a minor to get plastic surgery.

Her being so called married while being pregnate by another man is tacky let alone, but bitch lay off the heels and your nonsense procedures such as a “vampire” facial. Injecting your own plasma into your skin for VANITY REASONS. Bitch, you’re pregnant, the baby comes first, NOT you. Way to go, you’re maturing nicely. Your hurting the baby. You’re not in love- if you were then you would respect your creation with Kanye, but you DON’T and you NEVER will.

Mar 27, 2013 at 12:28 pm / Reply/40 katelah

You’re like the complete opposite of Randal.

Mar 27, 2013 at 1:35 pm / Reply/40 Cock DrCommented on this photo:

Go for 400 baby! Go big or go home!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOoooOOOOOOOOO

Mar 27, 2013 at 12:42 pm / Reply/40 JC

To be fair, I don’t think anyone (except perhaps Miranda Kerr) would look good in a tight dress in that fabric and color.

To be less fair, MOOOOOOOoooooOOOoOOoOooOOO!

Mar 27, 2013 at 12:45 pm / Reply/30 theasshole

She is a nasty human being, with no regard for anyone else but herself. She steals people business ideas, she a liar and a fraud. Her shows fake, her face is fake, her ass and her tits. She has no talent, yet she walks around with some strange sense of entitlement, thanks to her own narcissism and dumb fans. The way she got famous is sick. Just like how she keeps acting. Knocked up by a dumbass, narcissistic asshole, while married to someone, she has trashed and treated like shit. I’ll never understand how anyone can like her, after all she has done to people and keeps doing. She doesn’t care about her fans, just the attention and money that they give her. Fucking idiots.

Mar 27, 2013 at 12:49 pm / Reply/40 USDA Prime McBeef

I’m conflicted because I do love me some profiting on the backs of the dumb.

Mar 27, 2013 at 12:55 pm / Reply/20 theasshole

http://i.mediatakeout.com/photo/13643882182ccacd4b61.jpg

this shows kim is fake pregnant

Mar 27, 2013 at 12:54 pm / Reply/20 Anthony

Oh I’m just waiting for her to announce that she lost the baby. I can already see the stupid magazine covers and E! Entertainment special.

Mar 27, 2013 at 1:01 pm / Reply/40 welldoneson

In a torso that swollen, she could lose a TV, never mind a baby. Kid will pop out at age 3 or 4…

Mar 27, 2013 at 7:13 pm / Reply/10 CranAppleSnapple

Just like Beyonce. Makes sense she would copy her so brilliant ruse.
When asked why her belly disappeared for a moment as she sat down and then popped back out, Beyonce’s all “Does fabric not fold?” Yes, FABRIC does! Babies don’t really have that skill.

Mar 27, 2013 at 8:40 pm / Reply/10 Lcubed61Commented on this photo:

Cattle all over the world are crying “the Inhumanity of it all”

Mar 27, 2013 at 1:02 pm / Reply/20 cc

That dress is a clear example of sororicide.

Mar 27, 2013 at 1:13 pm / Reply/00 ThisWillHurtCommented on this photo:

Somewhere, after viewing these photos, C-3PO finds himself unable to achieve an erection ever again.

Mar 27, 2013 at 1:23 pm / Reply/20 Skippy86Commented on this photo:

You seriously have to be so self absorbed to think you can pack your huge fat ass into a dress like that and then go into public.

Mar 27, 2013 at 1:44 pm / Reply/10 blofish

Yeah. What a self-centered bitch she is.
Oh, and MOOOOOOOOOOO.

Mar 27, 2013 at 4:58 pm / Reply/00 MissPrissCommented on this photo:

Silence of the Calves.

Mar 27, 2013 at 1:52 pm / Reply/10 Iveski

Also,

SAVE YOURSELF, TOMFRANK!

Mar 27, 2013 at 2:26 pm / Reply/00 La-la-la

Kim seriously has the WORSE fashion sense since dating Kanye. That dress is hideous! If she isn’t trying to hide her baby bump with ridiculous cover ups she is trying to squeeze into skin tight clothes she could barely fit into when not pregnant. What is she thinking!!?? Kim clearly has some body issues and insecurities. I guess being rich, relatively beautiful and famous still isn’t enough to make a woman feel secure. Seesh.

Mar 27, 2013 at 2:49 pm / Reply/00 beGoodSherre

Shouldn’t her buttocks be the largest area on her body? Especially because of and regardless of pregnancy since that seems to be the main, no wait, the ONLY place she gains weight? Her thighs and hips seem to be outshining the booty at this point, funny. I guess you can’t get enhancements when pregs, whoops. I’d like to see what it looks like at 8 months,and then again after she loses the weight. I bet the ass will continue its usual growth because her body will be able to concentrate on her ideal fat deposition locations.

Mar 27, 2013 at 3:05 pm / Reply/00 welldoneson

Her ass is gonna swing so low she’ll need calf protectors.

Mar 27, 2013 at 7:14 pm / Reply/00 ThisWillHurt

Isn’t there something in the Bible about a Golden Calf? We should burn her for sacrilege, just in case.

Mar 27, 2013 at 3:06 pm / Reply/20 beGoodSherre

The ass was there before the belly so if anything at 9 months they should be relatively the same size. If not the derriere looming much larger.

Mar 27, 2013 at 3:07 pm / Reply/00 lilgrandma

If she STOP posting and if she sits her BIG FAT ASS down and go away we wouldn’t be talking shit about her!! she says she don’t care what we think then EAT he SHIT kim!! Wendy williams says she team kim FU*K her NOW!!! WE are not kim joke no more she our JOKE now big FAT RAT face!!

Mar 27, 2013 at 3:47 pm / Reply/03 Little TongueCommented on this photo:

3 layers of cow skin. Troubling,

Mar 27, 2013 at 5:00 pm / Reply/10 Little TongueCommented on this photo:

Kim is having twins! One in the front and one in the back! Congrats!

Mar 27, 2013 at 5:07 pm / Reply/10 cc

Quick! The only known antidote is Candice Swanepoel’s ass!

Mar 27, 2013 at 5:31 pm / Reply/10 cheerleaderninjaCommented on this photo:

excuse me, but do you have any grey poupon?

Mar 27, 2013 at 6:44 pm / Reply/10 welldoneson

Hundredweight.

Yes, Hundredweight.

Mar 27, 2013 at 7:06 pm / Reply/10 welldonesonCommented on this photo:

Bondo face and bumper butt, she’s truly an automotive legend.

Mar 27, 2013 at 7:15 pm / Reply/10 GuestCommented on this photo:

In this pic, you can see that right heal just wants to break and run away from all that pressure!! hahahahaha You are fucking “prego” you do not need to wear high heals to make ur ass look better!! It will never help anyway!!

Mar 27, 2013 at 7:20 pm / Reply/00 HoneyBooBoo

lolllllllllllllll

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