Because you can’t spend everyday asking Drake to commit a homicide in your vagina (Or can you…), here’s Amanda Bynes tweeting selfies of her cleavage that, judging by the lens flare, are apparently for J.J. Abrams.
“Attempted larceny my clit!” I believe she wrote.
Photos: Twitter
I would commit several SEC violations on those.
Mar 27, 2013 at 1:40 pm / Reply/00 FUCKBEASTMEEEEEEH HEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Mar 27, 2013 at 1:40 pm / Reply/00 Hugh G. RectionI’m pretty sure her breasts are supposed to be in the underwire cup, not underneath of it… but maybe that’s how the crazies do it?
Mar 27, 2013 at 1:41 pm / Reply/00 McFeely SmackupShe’s not wearing it correctly. The boobs should be much higher, and the top should be wadded up in a ball on the floorboard of my car.
Mar 27, 2013 at 2:01 pm / Reply/30 alexNot doing it right? Reminds me of that Woody Allen movie….
Lady: “I finally had an orgasm but my doctor said it was ‘the wrong kind’.”
Woody: “The wrong kind? My worst one was…right on the money.”
Mar 27, 2013 at 2:48 pm / Reply/00 AngelaDoes not even look like her. What the hell did she do to herself and why?
Mar 27, 2013 at 1:44 pm / Reply/00 FactsShe does know she doesn’t need the flash, right?
Mar 27, 2013 at 1:48 pm / Reply/00 JCThat’s not the flash. That’s the photographic evidence of the poltergeist that’s possessed her.
Mar 27, 2013 at 1:56 pm / Reply/00It’s nice to see her try a bit of cosplay but I don’t recall a “Retard Smurf” from the comic books.
Mar 27, 2013 at 1:58 pm / Reply/51 IveskiGee, I wish I had nothing better to do than hang out in the shitter and take pictures of myself. The pay must be awesome.
Mar 27, 2013 at 1:59 pm / Reply/10 skunkanother disney whore
Mar 27, 2013 at 2:15 pm / Reply/00 Don ZaloogNickelodeon.
Mar 27, 2013 at 2:34 pm / Reply/00I always wanted to do smurfette.
Mar 27, 2013 at 2:15 pm / Reply/00 bobJust get it over with already and post those vag shots like all the crazy celeb chicks from the days of yore
Mar 27, 2013 at 2:20 pm / Reply/00I’d commit grand theft anal on her.
Mar 27, 2013 at 2:36 pm / Reply/01I hope she got her security deposit back because that stare is vacant…ZING!
Mar 27, 2013 at 2:46 pm / Reply/01 El JefeThose look mighty nice. I am not Drake, but I would be more than happy to assist her in murdering her vagina and wrecking her boobs and face.
Mar 27, 2013 at 3:00 pm / Reply/00 USDA Prime McBeefthe latest pics all seem to indicate her face is wrecked.
Mar 27, 2013 at 3:27 pm / Reply/10 El JefeWell then I will provide her face with some of my homemade spackle and fix it right up:)
Mar 27, 2013 at 4:13 pm / Reply/00I guess she wanted to see what she looked like asleep. I’m not surprised she thought that would make sense.
Mar 27, 2013 at 3:02 pm / Reply/00is she wearing a scrub top? Like the kind of non threatening clothing they give you after admission so you can’t strangle yourself with hoodie drawstrings and whatnot?
Mar 27, 2013 at 3:32 pm / Reply/00 CMAAnnieLooks like shes been hittin’ the Thrift Shop down the road. I will take two of whatever shes on.
Mar 27, 2013 at 3:36 pm / Reply/00 arealcadI’d fuck the crazy out of her.
Well, mebby not – but I’d try.
It didn’t take her long to master the art of obscuring her botched face in photographs. She’s a smart girl, people.
Mar 27, 2013 at 4:34 pm / Reply/00 IcehawgGod bless you Hollywood. Don’t you ever change.
Mar 27, 2013 at 4:52 pm / Reply/00 ccShe’s no Megan McCain.
Mar 27, 2013 at 5:28 pm / Reply/00 vitobonespurI don’t care if she is suffering with Criminally Antisocial Personality Disorder. Those pretty tits make up for a lot of character/mental defects.
Mar 27, 2013 at 6:35 pm / Reply/00 Grand DragonWhy is it that all of a woman’s crazy is stored in her tits?
Mar 27, 2013 at 6:41 pm / Reply/00 SandouchekyI’m convinced she’s trollin us pretty hard, and that + those tits = MUST MURDER BYNESGINA
Mar 27, 2013 at 7:15 pm / Reply/00Is it drugs or schizophrenia? Why isn’t her family helping her?
Mar 27, 2013 at 9:17 pm / Reply/00 skidmarkthey tried to, they moved out to LA for her which is when she decided to up and head out to NY to get away from them. it doesn’t seem like there’s much they can enforce legally until she does something serious and hurts herself somehow.
Mar 27, 2013 at 9:32 pm / Reply/00 Gary GrantIt is hard to find her in NYC as she blends in with all the other crazy blondes.
Mar 27, 2013 at 11:23 pm / Reply/00Is there anything sadder than the most popular people in the world all alone in some hotel bathroom taking pictures of themselves? Why are they all so weirdly desperate? Read a book or something, geez.
Mar 28, 2013 at 11:01 am / Reply/00She does realize breasts are not supposed to look like two adjacent shotputs, right??? That being said, I’d still brave the crazy, and play IOC judge, making sure those suckers are fully to Olympic specifications.
Mar 28, 2013 at 6:09 pm / Reply/00Just do Playboy, get it over with!!
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