Courtney Stodden Ruined Easter (VIDEO)

By Travis

You’d think that an 18-year old girl with giant fake breasts and bleached-blonde hair would be considered a true American hero and national treasure, but Courtney Stodden has done her best to make sure that she’s the glaring exception. Maybe it’s because she married a guy who is old enough to be her dad or mom’s porn co-star or maybe it’s because she doesn’t have any talent or charm to go along with her massive fake breasts, but either way, most people seem to hate Courtney.

She didn’t help her cause any over the weekend, as the self-proclaimed

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Courtney Stodden Approaches Bottom

The great addiction cliche is that druggies have to hit ‘rock bottom’ before they realize they need to fix their shit. But what about attention whores with dreams of Hollywood stardom? How do they know when they’ve plummeted into the Marianas Trench of their rich and famous designs? For most of these girls the answer is simple — porn. If you crane your neck and notice a 1000-watt soft box, a handycam, and a giant dick ramming your ass, there’s a good chance your career goals have gone off the rails. But with the slow burners, girls like Courtney Stodden, it’s a spiraling nosedive that you watch while screaming at her to pull the porn ripcord. Pull the fucking cord, Courtney!

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Courtney Stodden and Twitter's Hate Culture - BlackBook Magazine

According to her Twitter bio, Courney Stodden is a "Model, Recording Artist, Actress, Dancer, T.V Show Hostess, & ... Doug's Girl." What it doesn't mention: that Stodden is 17 years old and "Doug" is her husband, actor Doug Hutchison, who is 35 years her senior.

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This may be old news to those who are up to date with their frivolous celebrity gossip and breaking Twitter news, but for those of us who sometimes feel like we’ve had strokes and missed entire series of VH1 reality shows centering around the courtships and marriages of people whose major claims to fame are sleeping with B- and C-list celebrities (sometimes even on camera!), this Courtney Stodden person naturally fell under our radar. It’s possibly because her husband is not famous; his major role was as a scheming prison guard in The Green Mile, the emotionally manipulative Shawshank-lite from Frank Darabont and Stephen King. But, more likely, it’s because the only thing actually interesting about this couple is their age difference.

It’s pretty gross, for sure, and there have been plenty of blog posts decrying the relationship, as well as Stodden’s apparent plastic surgery. And while she’s definitely making a stab at a music career, Stodden is more famous for her Twitter account, on which she waxes poetic about a variety of sexy things such as cooking dinner in see-through underwear. She is particularly fond of adverbs and alliteration, and tonight’s most recent update is standard fare:

Wildly wiggling & jauntily jiggling myself to jolting jams as I friskily flaunt a flirty outfit completed w/sexy white 7in. go-go boots! ;-)

Not surprisingly, she has a massive following; over 40,000 people are subscribed to her updates as of this writing. But what is a little unfortunate is the typical responses that Stodden receives from those who follow here. Here’s just a sampling:

@CourtneyStodden = 16 year old talentless slut with implants who is already married

@CourtneyStodden I fucking hate this stupid bitch. Not only a fake personality but possibly body too. Your not fucking Pam Anderson your 16!

Hey @CourtneyStodden your a slut. and the same age as me. what the hell do your parents think..you must make them very proud :)

Its the 17 year old slut! @CourtneyStodden married to a grandpa! Buahahaha you should of atleast got with sum1 famous not a washed up actor

@CourtneyStodden STFU YOU WHORE

Et cetera, et cetera!

Look, no one anywhere is saying that Courtney Stodden is a role model or someone respectable, especially as she fuels those criticisms by continually updating her social media feeds. But for people to respond to her by calling her a slut or a whore, especially through the somewhat anonymous confines of a Twitter avatar, only proves that those who are following her on Twitter are only part of the problem. Only more disturbing is the fact that Stodden is a teenager and without question the victim of a culture that values her brand of over-sexualization as much as it reviles it. It might be too much to ask that we embrace Twitter to discuss the implications of this by-product of celebrity culture rather than propagating a misogynistic worldview. 

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51+16 = The Apocalypse! Courtney Stodden Is Getting Her Own Reality Show With Her Husband

Really it equals out to 67, which is how many times we're going to bang our heads against the wall should this actually come to be.

This morning, before the earth began to quake on the East Coast (coincidence?), Courtney Stodden and her creepy great-uncle husband Doug Hutchison stopped by the Morning Show in Australia. They chatted about their "sexy love," as Courtney has dubbed it and revealed they have been “seduced by a lot of producers” to start work on a reality show about their unconventional marriage.

WHO DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING, HUH?!?! THAT'S A REAL SHOCKER!!!

Nothing is set in stone yet, so we don't know what channel or time slot you should start avoiding now, but let's just pray to the T.V. Gods that this project never really launches off the ground. We don't think the world could stomach an entire hour every week of these two being "real." We can hardly get through one of her tweets without tasting bile. Bleck!

If you dare, watch the "sexy love" couple talk about their marriage in the clip from the show (above).

Birthers, we're still waiting for you to go after this one. For once, we really do want to see a birth certificate! She may act like she's 16, but she sure as hell doesn't look it.

Tags: australia, courtney stodden, creepy, doug hutchison, marriage, producers, reality show

Posted: Aug 23, 2011 at 4:30 pm
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