WEEKEND NERDIOR: Wait, This Wonder Woman Costume Is For Porn? Edition

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What you’re looking at is not the new, surprisingly well-done costume for a standalone Wonder Woman movie or Justice League. It’s for Wonder Woman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody starring Kimberly Kane. That’s right, the porn version of Wonder Woman has a better costume than David E. Kelley‘s whatever the fuck and the Danish one who fights Nazis with a machine gun. I may talk a lot of shit about America, but sometimes, not often, even if I have to stand back and go, “Maybe we really are the greatest country on Earth.” Then I remember Sarah Palin was almost a heartbeat away from being the president and go back to selling military secrets to Al Qaeda. I don’t know how else you react to that.

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The Wolverine

After 18 million teases, The Wolverine finally got a trailer where just like the unfortunate posters, the international version kicked the shit out of the US one. Apparently Fox doesn’t think the bar is low enough after X-Men Origins: Wolverine and just wants to make sure. “What if we put Will.i.am in these?” they probably said. [The Superficial]

Metal Gear Solid V Didn’t Even Call David Hayter To Tell Him They Broke Up

Hideo Kojima officially confirmed Metal Gear Solid V earlier this week for PS3 and Xbox 360 (Sit in the corner, Wii U!), and then dropped the bomb that David Hayter, the long time voice of Solid Snake, has been replaced to “recreate the series.” If this didn’t immediately cause you to kick over your chair, please email me what it feels like to experience the warm, tender caress of a woman’s vagina. I hear some whistle a jaunty tune to lure in sailors. Is it true? [Kotaku]

Kick-Ass 2

Here’s the international trailer for Kick-Ass 2 just in case you weren’t sure they weren’t going to grind Hit Girl into the ground and ruin how well she worked in the first movie. It’s like they didn’t even try to stop Chloe Moretz from hitting puberty:

And Speaking of Mark Millar

Fox has picked up The Secret Service which like Kick-Ass, Matthew Vaughn will write, direct and somehow make way better than the source material. On that note, Mark Millar should just start calling every new comic he write, “Another Movie Pitch: Now With Only 4 Months Between Issues!” [Deadline]

Iron Man 3 Is A Toy-Pooping Machine

We’ve already seen Gwyneth Paltrow in an Iron Man suit – which still smells like macrobiotic gazpacho by the way – and apparently there’s going to be 800 more in Iron Man 3. So you may want to adjust your expectations from “Awesome!” to “How do I buy all these action figures without looking like a pedophile?” [CBR]

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Bioshock Infinite

After at least a year in delays, Bioshock Infinite finally dropped on Tuesday, and I haven’t been able to touch again since I cut out out of work to write my first impressions which really bodes well for Photo Boy. On that note, I expected to be hailed by the industry for finding the vagina statue, so I’m just going to assume they’re all jealous. [The Superficial]

Man of Steel

There’s a pretty big, previously hinted at, spoiler for Man of Steel floating around right now. So if you want to know what it is, go nuts. If not, too late: HE’S NOT WEARING RED UNDERWEAR BECAUSE AQUAMAN STOLE IT. [AICN]

Why Grant Morrison Killed Robin

If you’re wondering why Grant Morrison felt the need to kill Damian Wayne, it’s because his parents got a divorce when he was little and his mom probably would’ve murdered him with a Batman-clone assassin, too, just to piss off his dad. True story. [BuzzFeed]

Prometheus 2

Damon Lindelof has cleared up rumors that he originally talked Fox into turning Prometheus into a trilogy, only to bail, leaving no one with any clue what the hell to do with the sequel even though “it was payback for murdering Space Jesus” pretty much writes itself. [io9]

There’s A Fables Video Game?

And it’s all about Bigby Wolf. Get out of my dreams, and into my sexless car that. Although it gets remarkable fuel economy, ladies? [IGN]

Star Trek: The Video Game However…

Looks TERRIBLE:

Deadpool

Ryan Reynolds is still trying to get an R-rated Deadpool movie off the ground which in light of Green Lantern, should end with him getting his face slapped with a glove – Or me having sex with Blake Lively. Just throwing that out there. – but part of the plan is to make the movie piss all over X-Men Origins: Wolverine, so we should at least hear him out. For the children. [CBR]

Game of Thrones

“All this political intrigue is cool, but what I really want to see is every death from the first season all in one supercut. And the second, too, if you have it.” By all means. [WWTDD]

Captain America: Winter Soldier

For some reason, Batroc the Leaper will be in Captain America: Winter Soldier and be played by UFC fighter Georges St-Pierre. Keep in mind, Batroc’s superpowers are none because he just jumps around kicking things. So unless Captain America’s weakness is being annoyed the shit out, I don’t know what the fuck. [Latino Review]

And just to make this even more ridiculous:

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Sarah Palin = Joe Biden: A dumb fuck is a dumb fuck, Fish. So how about you drop the DNC mind control drivel and show me tits. “Give me Tits or give me death” – what Patrick Henry MEANT to say.

Mar 30, 2013 at 1:21 pm / Reply/06 cc

Give me a break, Crabby Old Guy. As a foreigner looking in on the United States there is NO comparison between the two. Joe Biden mightn’t be the be all and end all of politicians, but he’s intelligent, educated and articulate…Sarah Palin is plainly lacking in intelligence, has a marginal education, and mangles the language every time she opens her mouth. She’s a rank opportunist, inflammatory fool, and an all round carpetbagger.

Mar 30, 2013 at 1:53 pm / Reply/71 Carla

Crabby old farts and their fucked up “reasoning” skills are exactly why the US still has one foot in the shitter.

Mar 30, 2013 at 4:21 pm / Reply/42 Don Zaloog

Well said, cc.

Mar 31, 2013 at 2:03 pm / Reply/40 My Soap Box

So you like having a bag of shit that looks good on the outside, rather than one that looks like a bag of shit?

GREAT REASONING GUY

Wouldn’t it be better just to tell BOTH the DNC and the RNC we won’t accept anymore SHIT period.
Guess that would make just too much sense.

Mar 31, 2013 at 5:54 pm / Reply/02 Man With No Name

Seriously Hollywood is fucked up. The costumes and the beautiful women in porn parodies are 110% better than those $100 million+ budget films that Hollywood crank out. We want our superheroes to be in sexy outfits? How hard is that to understand. I’ll stick with the pron parodies. :)

Mar 30, 2013 at 1:39 pm / Reply/70 Carla

Exactly, WTF when the women in random free porn are on average 10 times hotter than the usual A-listers now.

Mar 30, 2013 at 4:23 pm / Reply/70 Inner Retard

Wouldn’t mind less than hot actresses if they could ACT! They are supposedly artists who entertain with their clothes on, after all. But ugly and talentless?! Ironically, they probably got the job by imitating most porn plots:

- Mr. Producer, what could I do to get this job?
- Well, you could oil the zipper on my pants. (cue porn music)

Mar 30, 2013 at 5:54 pm / Reply/40 cc

I am not much of a fetishist (unless you call loving asses being a fetish) but I have to admit having a go at a pornstar in that Wonder Woman outfit has a lot of appeal. And yes, it iS much better than anything Hollywood can come up with. I wonder what she does with her golden lasso?

Chloe Moretz…another Chris Hansen ‘why don’t you have a seat over there’ candidate. I hope they don’t fuck that movie up…I thought the first one was an outstanding example of the genre.

Mar 30, 2013 at 1:56 pm / Reply/20 Brian Rommel

This is why the David E Kelly Pilot failed. Even the porn costume is better.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10200942414541851&set=a.1932362788011.115879.1210503736&type=1&theater

Mar 30, 2013 at 2:12 pm / Reply/10 Anexio

At first I was offended, why do you have to talk shit about America?

Then I realized, we have Kanye West, Chris Brown and Barrack Obama. So yeah, it all makes sense now.

Mar 30, 2013 at 3:18 pm / Reply/32 Brian Rommel

Dat’s racist

Mar 30, 2013 at 4:39 pm / Reply/01 TomFrank

I read somewhere that the guy who made Bioshock Infinite is a Communist and that he designed the game to mock the Tea Party and undermine America—and you know something like that’s just gotta be true. Why aren’t you writing about THAT, Fish? WHY ARE YOU SUPPRESSING THE TRUTH???//

Mar 30, 2013 at 4:23 pm / Reply/21 dftgu

Does fish has any sort of communist necessity to cover up for them? or is it that videogames in a celeb stalk site is irrelevant???

Mar 31, 2013 at 11:30 am / Reply/00 anonymous

She kind of looks like Katy Perry in that photo.

Mar 30, 2013 at 5:37 pm / Reply/10 JohnTxCommented on this photo:

where can i get this for my gf!!!

Mar 30, 2013 at 6:35 pm / Reply/20 JagiCommented on this photo:

Kimberly Kane has a clip store where she posts videos of smothering guys with her bare ass, “forcing” them to tongue her butthole. This is my kind of Wonder Woman.

Mar 30, 2013 at 7:46 pm / Reply/11 vitobonespur

Bring on the porn version…there’s a lot of shit Kimberly Kane could get me to do, and she wouldn’t even need that lasso!

Mar 31, 2013 at 1:30 am / Reply/10 rob

Does anyone else find it funny that the hollywood actress is the one with the obvious and shitty fake tits and not the porn star?

Mar 31, 2013 at 1:59 am / Reply/20 JethroCommented on this photo:

Where’s the ultra-shiny pantyhose???

Mar 31, 2013 at 9:51 am / Reply/10 Don ZaloogCommented on this photo:

The reason the porn version of Wonder Woman looks much better than anything Hollywood can come up with is practicality.

Porn Wonder Woman isn’t going to be wearing her costume for long. In five minutes that thing’s going to be crumpled up on the floor while she gets busy with whoever.

Mainstream Wonder Woman is going to be wearing that thing for 90% of the movie, she has to fly in it, fight bad guys in it etc. Also you got to consider the mainstream actresses will be complaining the Wonder Woman’s costume makes them look ridiculous and they they think they look fat in it, etc.

Mar 31, 2013 at 2:14 pm / Reply/11 PorkpieCommented on this photo:

That photo is so hot, I’m already slapping Gilligan around.

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