Bikram Choudhury Tried To Enlighten A Student With His Penis

Bikram Choudhry, the founder of the Bikram Yoga Centers, is being accused of attempting downward facing doggie style with one of his students. Sarah Baughn is a professional yoga instructor and a pupil of this bendy perv. I know it’s hard to believe that the guy in the picture above would be a sex pest, but it looks that way. The yoga he invented is the kind where the room is heated to 105 degrees, because he likes the smell of sweaty spandex I guess. She says that while “instructing her”, Bikram pinned her down, said sexually demeaning things, and basically tried to stick his chakra in her kundalini, if you catch my drift. When she said no, he later allegedly threw her down and tore her hamstring and ruined her yoga career. The sweaty yogi has been accused of this type of shit before. While I guess it’s easy to get a little carried away with all those chicks bending in weird positions in blinding heat, that’s no excuse. Nahi means nahi, dude.

This guy did a lot to promote yoga here in the U.S. so, I guess we can all be grateful to him that a lot of our girls learned to more easily pin their knees behind their ears because of him. In this regard, we thank you, Bikram. Other than that, go fuck yourself you Speedo wearing douche.

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