You Can Turn Tricks on Sesame Street In These Slutty Cookie Monster and Elmo Halloween Costumes

Remember those blissful Saturday mornings of your youth when you would plunk down with a good bowl of cereal, switch on the tube and spend hours watching Sesame Street, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and the Power Rangers? Yeah, TV Store Online has pretty much ruined all those memories for us.

Enter their “Sexy Tank Dress” costume collection, which includes slutty Halloween getups inspired by beloved children’s TV shows–because really, who hasn’t wished that Cookie Monster would show a little more skin? Or that the Power Rangers would ditch their jumpsuits for skimpier outfits?

Besides stamping on our childhood memories, the tank dress costumes are completely unoriginal and silly…and don’t even get us started on the models’ poses! Why is the Pink Ranger on all fours? What is the Yellow Ranger even doing? My god. Oscar the Grouch would so disapprove.

Actually, the sad fact is that we just know we’re going to see these come Halloween this year. Sigh.

Click through to see the TV Store’s slutty take on The Power Rangers and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

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